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Guys your dicks aren’t good enough to turn lesbians straight. Stop thinking you can own all women. You pathetic cunts
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Anonymous 1w

Honestly a lot of them are just projecting how much they want to try dih, so I don’t take it to heart, I just flip whatever they say to me back on them and that’s gotten them to learn how inappropriate their behavior was real quick

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Anonymous 1w

HOLD UP!….. let me try

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Anonymous 1w

Okay now I’m just rage baiting you at this point

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Anonymous 1w

“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.” -Wayne Gretsky -Michael Scott -Hillary Clinton

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Anonymous 1w

Idk man. I feel like I could turn the tide

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Anonymous 1w

So you suck it up for the sake of the friend group, but then he starts messaging you again, this time he sends you pics of his dih, tells you how much he fantasies about you taking it, “if you’ve never tried it how do you know you dont like it?” Do you: A) tell him no again, but your friends keep him around since its “just the internet” B) block him, thats gross (but its your fault for checking your phone in the first place apparently? 🤔) C) tell him you want him to stretch that hole out 😩

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Anonymous 1w
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Anonymous 1w

Literally no one cares

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Anonymous 1w

I pretty good with my fingers and tongue

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

And lesbians will still prefer women doing it. Leave them the fuck alone

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Says the one who cared enough to comment

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I’m a lesbian and I still wouldn’t pick you

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

I’m pretty cute ngl but that’s fair

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I don’t like men 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

Ye that’s why I said “that’s fair” in the comment you just replied to

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Why say you’re cute then? You think a lesbian is going to be interested???? NO

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

I’ve got pretty eyes it’s always a possibility, but I’m not chasing them if that’s what ur worried about

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

What colour are your eyes?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

and you’ll still probably never be good enough like a lesbian would, they literally share the same organs, they know what the fuck they’re doing

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

I took biology class I’m an educated young man 🤓

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

chocolate brown with long lashes I look like my mama

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Browns a shit colour. I’d say nice eyes are blue or green

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

what are u a nazi? All colors have their own beauty, what about the lesbians that have brown eyes?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I transitoned to a guy, I have brown eyes and I was once a lesbian. But I fucking hate brown eyes because they are the colour of shit lol. I only go for girls with blue or green eyes

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Have you never heard of puppy dog eyes? Ik i got em and my girlfriend loves em, I get this guy is ignorant and you may have your preferences but ts is so rude to say about the eye color most people in a world have..

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

He’s a self hating nazi don’t waste ur breath on scum

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

He shouldn’t say he can turn lesbians straight then because no lesbian wants a dick

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Nazis only wanted blue eyes and blond hair and I love myself now I’m a man

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Changing the topic like usual, ur a real wolf in sheep clothing yk that

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Anonymous 1w

Not with thoes “shitty brown eyes” of yours

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

My brown eyes are better than yours as they have traces of green and gold in them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

In ur dreams. We caught u bro I just want the lovely lesbians of yikyak to beware of this creep

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

you're still a lesbian lmfao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I bet you think everyone wants you lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Odd take, thats not how that works

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Straight guy actually

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Yeah I’m a pretty chill dude, I’m not spending my time angry and bitter about hypotheticals so I’d say I’m doing better than u

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

That’s awesome bro. Well I’m about to have a joint so I will be less bitter in a bit 😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Thank god, we need less of ur redundant ass posts on here

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

Also bro op’s one sided beef with brown eyes doesn’t make your comment any less weird either, the idea that any man could get a lesbian to make an exception for him is ignorant, especially when our sexual boundaries are crossed and disrespected by dudes who think they’re the exception all too often, and not just on this app either

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Yes and this take is redundant

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

i think a woman who likes women is a lesbian

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

nobody can cross your sexual boundaries over the internet, they can't touch you you can just get off the fucking internet

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Its a crime in some states to send unsolicited nudes over the internet, obviously thats not as bad as what happens offline, I never said that, but if you see that behavior as acceptable and just another part of internet culture i dont think there could be anything I could do or say to convince you otherwise

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

i didn't say you can't commit crimes on the internet but YOUR boundaries cannot be violated because everything you witness is of your own volition and you looking at a dick pic is still in no way a violation of your physical boundaries

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Ok youre just arguing with yourself then because I’m not talking about physical boundaries, im talking about sexual boundaries. The reason that its a crime is because its showing someone your junk without their consent, comparing it to physical assaults doesn’t make that behavior any less sexual or any more acceptable

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

your sexual boundaries involve your sexual experiences, subjecting yourself to looking at the internet and seeing a penis is not violating your sexual boundaries. i'm not saying dudes should be doing that but quit crying and pretending like you got assaulted

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

the only one comparing it to assault is you, im just saying that behavior is gross especially when yk the receiver doesn’t want it, you’re the one upset about my relatively mild criticism of bad behavior

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Also, if you’re not saying men should continue with this then what are you saying? Because the post and my comment are genuinely just telling those creeps to quit with that gross behavior and the ideas used to justify their actions since it doesn’t stop at the internet

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

no you literally said it crosses your sexual boundaries, which would be assault, had it actually been crossing your sexual boundaries. to have your sexual boundaries crossed is to be assaulted. dk what you're not getting out of that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

No you made that logic jump, theres levels to pushing someone’s boundaries, assault is just the most obvious example of that, for example a friend trying to pressure you for nudes when you’ve made it a clear no, that’s not assault but that’s definitely a disregard for your boundaries

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

you can fucking say no it's the internet that's what i'm trying to say nobody's gonna bend you over and violate your boundaries just put the phone down

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Well duhhhh but that doesn’t make that behavior any less creepy, and that’s ignoring the usual situations where it is coming from someone you are/were friends with in real life, but you wanted to make the most bad faith interpretation of what I said

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

I think the issue here is you think pushing someone’s sexual boundaries = assault but I mean pushing someone’s boundaries = creepy behavior while knowing they aren’t interested,

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Yall need to STFU it keeps alerting me. I just came in for a funny ass Patrick meme

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

get notified bitch

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Get pegged weird troll

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

Oh im sorry is it really that annoying? Just put the phone down! 🤗 Now to really drive this point home, let’s imagine you have a friend and he recently came out as gay (ik some of yall already act like being the same room with a gay guy is assault but bear with me) yall send each other reels and normal friend stuff, but one night he sends you a text expressing his feelings for you, you decline, but things are now a little awkward but ofc he didn’t do anything wrong

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

no i'm ok id rather buzz ya line

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Tell him fuck off you stupid cunt

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Ding ding ding! At least this guy gets it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

ok glad we figured it out you have a flawed definition of what boundaries are

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1w

Thats your opinion, but I’m just repeating how I’ve read it used in similar contexts, here’s a quick example from a Colorado State psych article where its used the same way, ive never seen a definition that implies crossing boundaries = physical assault only

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

No you can’t. Lesbians like pussy that’s what a lesbian is

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w
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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

I’m a king not a joke lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1w

Ain’t no one think this shit was funny?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

u weren’t even the joke 😭, but your turning into one, your statement of the OG post is correct, but your dragging the whole statement

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

ignore my dumbass grammer btw 💀🙏

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

So do I.

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

wait nah i take my statement back

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 1w

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

Right??? Just because you like pussy doesn’t mean you have to go for lesbians who don’t want your dick

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Never said I’m going for them. But I for sure could turn one back straight if I pursued one. I just have confidence in myself like

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

They were born lesbian. And lesbians like PUSSY NOT dick. Why can you not understand that? You ain’t that special bro

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1w

Cap. They weren’t born lesbian. And if I ever piped one down they’d stop being confused. But that’s a story for another yikyak post😜

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1w

Yes they were. I fancied women from the age of 4 and I was born female

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