Respectfully I would have to nuke her

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This is nightmare fuel

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I wasn’t even aware this could happen

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Woke up at a cousins holiday party with a pillow on my lap. When I asked about it later he said I fell asleep and some things were making themselves obvious so I covered you up. Literally all of his older friends were in that living room when I fell asleep 💀

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Worst of all, I was laying on my back

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Babe, time to get a new identity, this life is fucking over

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Fr though man happens to the best of us, wasn’t a conscious decision you made so you can’t be held responsible for it. Lol it’s really not a big deal at all

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I've done this before but it was with my friend in the room. Thankfully he's not an asshole so he didn't make it weird

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