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If a guy had a 14 inch dick, 1) That would be a world record 2) It wouldn’t fit in you 3) He would die if he got an erection 4) You would die if he got an erection and fucked you
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Anonymous 1d

That sounds freakin hilarious 😆

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Anonymous 1d

It actually wouldn't be a record. The world's largest is over two feet long and, due to a lack of enough Blood, will never be fully used. Also, he wouldn't die if he got an erection with a 14 in her, but I'm assuming it would have more of an impact than one of an average size.

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Anonymous 1d
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Anonymous 1d

what about a six incher

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Anonymous 1d

I’ve taken 15 inches about 8 inches wide and I am fine, can also take an arm

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Anonymous 1d

I’ve taken a bigger dildo so I could take his cock

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Anonymous 1d

8+ and a percentage of women can’t handle you

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Anonymous 1d

5) no

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Anonymous 1d

He’d die if he got an erection?!

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Anonymous 1d

That is literally not true

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Anonymous 1d

jonah falcon has entered the chat

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Wasn’t the 2ft long guy not actually dick but just loose flesh that could be stretched out that long?

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Anonymous 1d

ok.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Yes. The actual biggest dick is 13.5 inches, but he prob doesn’t get fully hard because of age, drugs use, and not enough blood. The two foot long guy in Mexico is mostly foreskin he’s stretched for decades and is non functioning

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Ew, I read about it when I was like 14, so I didn't deep dive

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Anonymous 1d

girl what that’s plenty 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

No he wouldn’t it’s many men with groin bigger than the “average size.” You can control your length unless your taking steroids or have gotten implants

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1d

I was gonna say, WTF?🤣😂💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

That’s why I’m trying to figure out why almost 300 ppl upvoted this because that’s not true 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

Unless you have a condition which is rare

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1d

14 inches is like every girl with a big ass’ dream if they want to do it doggy style🤣

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

Right 😭 I mean it’ll hurt possibly but aye if you were blessed you can’t help it. Some ppl have 2 inches yk little baby carrot some have 14 yk big cucumber 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 1d

Another thing to say is if you don’t wake up with a hard on, you’re not healthy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Six inches is above average dude

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 1d

Welll….. 6 inches don’t look the same on each guy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 1d

But it’s not “big” and some people just prefer that. I think we all just need to mind our business lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20h

This turned out to be fake

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 15h

What the fuck how

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 15h

What do you mean how

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 15h

Amazon has a 20 in glass I ordered one it’s not impossible just takes training

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 15h

Inch

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13h

Imagine my future wife training to never feel me 😭🥀

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 12h

I mean 😭 us girls like what we like yeah I know it’s rare for guys to have that big of a length but if I can find something that’ll meet my needs I’m a use it. Amazon sells all sizes of toys I prefer bigger and most guys don’t have that so I’ll go to Amazon

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 12h

Wtf did you use?

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12h

“Rare” is an understatement for how uncommon a 14 inch penis is

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Anonymous 12h

Rare implies it can happen.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

Which it can happen it’s just rare but it’s not uncommon. You can’t help your size I mean if you have a mini Roku stick it’s okay. But don’t say it’s not uncommon

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12h

If you find a legitimate actual 14 inch penis then get him in the record books because nobody has recorded one that size. Even the guy with the biggest actual dick has never had it independently verified as being 13”.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

It sounds like you got rejected because you didn’t meet her standards and now you’re bitter and angry

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12h

It sounds like you were lied to by a guy who said his dick is 12” which was really 5” and you’ve never looked at a ruler before.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 12h

Idgaf about a man and his d sweetie I got a shelf full of toys all different sizes and material. Babes I can screw myself better than any man can. Hell I have a hands free machine I can plug that baby up and let it do its thing. So please

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 12h

If you get off to impossibly huge dicks then more power to you, but they’re just that: impossible in real life. Idk why you’re bringing toys into this like some kind of gotcha, I can get a toy shaped like a dragon’s dick but that doesn’t make dragons any more real.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11h

Aye whatever floats your boat sunny you getting angry

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 11h

Whatever makes you feel better

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11h

Hahaha 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11h

Not everyone with a big penis is going around being like is my dick bigger than yours? I’m sure there are many people with dicks bigger than 14 inches that have not brought it to the Internet because not everyone wants everyone to know that.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 11h

THANK YOU!!! Someone with some common sense.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 11h

Alright then, if you find one of the “many” then contact the record books. In the mean time, you can keep enjoying your fantasies about dudes with 2-foot dongs

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 11h

At this point you’re just rage bating or you’re not reading. They clearly said there are men who don’t want everyone in their business. So THAT MEANS THEY’RE NOT GOING TO TELL THE ENTIRE WORLD WHAT SIZE D THEY HAVE. ARE YOU FUCKIN…… NVM 😐

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 11h

Okay we get it. Some guys dick is bigger than others🤣😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 11h

It’s just a dick. There’s a lot of them out there. It’s all a sausage party😂🤣💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 11h

😭 I’m trying hard not to be mean or rude but word to his or her mother this person elevator doesn’t go all the way up. The lights are on, but nobody’s home but the security cameras caught it.😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 11h

I actually just watched that movie great movie btw my favorite character was the girl hot dog bun

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 10h

That's not how it works though lol. She would still feel you, just maybe be wanting more

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