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turns out i’m more fucked in the head than i realized bcz my campus crush, who lives down the hall from me, has left his sweater in the laundry room the whole day and every time i walk by it i have to fight the urge to nab it
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Anonymous 1d

I mean that's pretty tame and normal You can't start mundane posts off like that I was getting ready to read some real psycho shit 😩

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Anonymous 1d

Snag it and take it to him! Good convo starter too

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Anonymous 23h

Dont steal it, sheesh. Fold it up nice. Leave a note taped to it saying you have a laundry folding campus service with your number on it. Worst case scenario; you get paid to do laundry for the guy, best case: totally deniable conversation starter

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Anonymous 18h

his sweater is still in the laundry room

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

yeah but the follow up there is that i’d wear it while using my vibe. i’d like to mention that i haven’t had an actual conversation with the guy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Mwahaha do it Just do it let the thoughts win If you've never spoken to him, he wouldn't suspect you and you could get away with it 👀

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

you’re also forgetting about the Shame™

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

yolo steal that mans shit

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

ok but also consider: he looks hot as fuck in that sweater and it’s the only conversation starter i’ve thought of

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 18h

LMAO nvm he just grabbed it

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