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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already told her twice.

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Anonymous 5w

Why couldn’t Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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Anonymous 5w

What’s worse than three babies in one trash can? One baby in three trash cans.

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Anonymous 5w

What’s red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her? Her miscarriage.

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