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A man told me when we went out to drinks that his friend is the closest thing he has to a pet 🙃
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Anonymous 5w

I want a friend who treats taking me out for drinks as tending to a pet. Make sure I’m hydrated and fed and then when I get drunk take me for a walk

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Anonymous 5w

He likes me and wants to go out again but why the hell are you ripping on your friends

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Bonus points if I don’t pay for anything because I’m fun to be around and cute to look at

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Also I’m not fucking going out with him again

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