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May have accidentally discovered a recent friend of mine is not who they say they are. Had some suspicions with weird dialect slips and such here and there but now I am certain after hearing them react to wrong name they are in witness protection.
30 upvotes, 12 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "May have accidentally discovered a recent friend of mine is not who they say they are. Had some suspicions with weird dialect slips and such here and there but now I am certain after hearing them react to wrong name they are in witness protection."
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Anonymous 10w

Idk where else to post or talk about this but keeping it inside is killing me. Especially since wed watch stuff about organized crime here and there and theyd chuckle randomly at stuff and id be like

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Anonymous 10w

this is bro

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Anonymous 10w

What do you mean

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Anonymous 10w

Why do you care bruh let them live their life

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Comment below gave some more context. Ive known them for a few years but lets just say stuff about them hasnt always clicked.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Confront them

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Have you considered maybe they are a cop and you are the criminal they are investigating? You two playing spy vs spy rn

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

Whats the worst that could happen

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

Youllll be fineeeee

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 10w

If I disappear they were a made man 😂😭

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Anonymous replying to -> ieatcrayons 10w
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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

Oh im sorry am I not allowed to find it interesting my friend may have had a past life that is worthy of the documentaries we like to watch? You are an asshole.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 10w

If they are in witness protection it’s probably for a reason and they don’t want anyone to know, prying would be intrusive

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 10w

I’m aware, where did I say I was gonna confront them (Hint: nowhere) I just wanted to share with the web that my internal suspicions seem to clock with some funny coincidences.

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