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conservatives when they realized they “woke” up this morning
1931 upvotes, 35 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "conservatives when they realized they “woke” up this morning"
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Anonymous 2d

Jokes on you. I actually based up this morning.

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Anonymous 2d

My dih woke up this morning too

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Anonymous 2d

Liberals when they realize Netanyahu fucked their hampster this morning

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Anonymous 1d

Jokes on all of you: im an anarchist

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Anonymous 23h

The World Cup proved we are all humans the elite want us to be polarizing

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Anonymous 23h

Just a bundle

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Anonymous 23h

Guys we are all humans here

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Anonymous 2d

yikes

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Anonymous 1d

What happened this morning huh

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Anonymous 19h

This shit is hilarious, please do more. Am a conservative

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Anonymous 1d

Liberals when they can’t take what they dish out

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Anonymous 1d

Holy cornball

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Anonymous 1d

Liberals when they wake up with soft hands

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

I mean that seems like a valid reaction

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 2d

Liberal is not the opposite of conservative you dumb fuck. Progressive is because you people live 30 years in the past. Just look at how you view women and support rape culture lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 2d

Being based is not a positive thing. Go figure you people don’t know what the definition of the words you use are

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2d

I feel like being true to yourself is a good thing just not in the Andrew Tate kinda way tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2d

It’s a joke lol.

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Anonymous replying to -> guzzzler 2d

Or the Asmongold kind of way. Which is being fucking stupid and facist

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 2d

😬 we don’t like all that

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Anonymous replying to -> guzzzler 2d

Are you conservative?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

Ahh hell naw I just sit in the middlish

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1d

conservatives when they don’t know what jokes are:

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1d

Lather up your hands in lotion conservative crank and get in working down there boy 🥱

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

What’s wrong with fascism?

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 1d

Holy shit bruh I’m not even conservative adjacent I was just cracking a joke, you’re insufferable

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 1d

I love fascism it’s a bundle of sticks

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 1d

conservatives when they’re too lazy and/or dumb to go to college and get a degree (so they can work a job that’s not physically taxing,) so they spend their time “flexing” about how rough their hands are after their 5 month construction gig. go rub some gold bond on your shit babes.

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 23h

bundle of arrows too

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 19h

Get fucked if that bothered you so much you little bitch. What I said was true you may not be conservative but you sure as fuck aren’t a progressive. Was me mentioning the reality that rape victims are seen as perpetrators now thanks to right wing philosophies insufferable you fucking little bitch incel?

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 19h

You’re such a spineless little fucking bitch you hide behind a fucking joke when someone calls you out on your bullshit. Shut the fuck up. “It WaS jUsT a JoKe” is a bullshit excuse you pieces of shit use to NEVER take accountability for the things you say. The only you fucking have that proves you’re a man is your word. You’re a boy a scared little boy who’s afraid of the consequences of the things they say.

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 19h

What’s good about fascism? And the 8 people who agreed with you should go live under fascism since they like it so much.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 11h

Your inability to recognize jokes is seemingly driving you to misery.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 8h

Holy shit 😭😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 7h

Yikes man. It’s hard for many to be with you on this one big hossy hoss

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