People be named Christian and ain’t Christian

102

Niggas be named James and it be only 1 nigga

94

Ppl be called Parker without any vehicles to park

93

mfs be named carson with no car or son

78

Bro is the son of car

43

Mfs be named bill without any bills to spend

38

The car is there dad

33

That was a good one

29

mfs be named hunter without gathering

23

mfs be named tyler without owning a single tie

11

well call me carson

10

mfs be named benjamin without a single benjamin to their name

10

Mfs be named guy and they’re just a guy wait nvm

8

And don’t even like arson.

8

Nigga be like I ride your moms tho

8

Negros be named Richard with below average dick.

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