Anonymous #1 14w

“Yes ladies I also have the sex”

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Anonymous #4 14w

😭😭lowkey greatest reply ive seen on this shithole app

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Anonymous #9 14w

and he knows that…

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Anonymous #10 14w

did he have a bowl of mints solely for that purpose 😭

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Anonymous #15 14w

I think he just happened to have it the first time. Afterwards, when he noticed how much I appreciated it, he just kept it for that. He also got snacks for me eventually. I give him the glock glock 3000 and he had a box of gushers waiting. I was like “Hell Yeah!”

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Anonymous #10 14w

he positive reinforcement conditioned you 😭😭🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Anonymous #10 14w

seems like a gentleman though fr

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Anonymous #17 14w

Ok my first bf did this and honestly it did a NUMBER on my confidence and how I viewed myself as desirable during sex. Have you talked about why he’s like that? Bc if I’m not getting kisses after he’s not getting anything 🙂

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Anonymous #17 14w

Spit it at him to assert dominance

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Anonymous #1 14w

“Haha yeah I hate it when this happens to me man😄”

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There’s nothing inherently wrong with that, but like imagine giving head and then just being treated like you’re gross by your partner? Idk, just feels weird.

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Anonymous #1 14w

Why would you pour Baja blast into ur hand 😭🙏

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Anonymous #21 14w

he’s said bc he doesn’t want to taste his cum or whatever. and i said “u eat me and full on tongue kiss me afterwards” and he was like well yea but it’s different. and i was like not really. and he gives me pecs afterwards

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Anonymous #17 14w

if he doesn’t wanna taste his cum why does he expect you to

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Anonymous #19 14w

that’s practically what i said

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Anonymous #7 14w

Time for a tall glass of milk

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Anonymous #17 14w

Girl you’re better than me I fear 😭

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Anonymous #17 14w

oh babe.

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Anonymous #21 14w

well our relationship is so much more than sex. he knows it bothers me and he tries to fit both of our preferences in. he so good to me like he sees i had a rough day at work so he gets me something like a food i was craving that week or flowers

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Anonymous #10 14w

Lmao that’s hilarious and I love it

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Anonymous #4 14w

Your reply made me laugh lol

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Anonymous #10 14w

glock glock is crazy. i believe the phrase is gawk gawk😭

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Anonymous #20 14w

yes

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“Suffer the consequences” what the hell. Drama. God forbid a man have preferences

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i don’t mind it but im sure there are things i do that i prefer that he doesnt.

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Anonymous #4 14w

i understand not wanting to like go full on makeout after nutting in my mouth but a peck is fine. like i swallow that shit then i take my birth control because my alarm usually goes off during sex. but afterwards he would cuddle me and fall asleep.

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Anonymous #33 14w

i think it was originally gluck gluck actually haha

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Anonymous #37 14w

we thank you miss alex cooper 😝🤭

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Anonymous #2 14w

Came here to say this🙏

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Anonymous #1 14w

When you see a funny joke and lowk laugh bc it’s funny

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Anonymous #43 14w

nope i’m def a girlypop :) <3

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