Just had no clue how that coulda ended up in there! "There" being my back left pocket of course, so I sat down I a log immediately as I began to tear that thang open! And by golly, when I took that first bite I swear it coulda been a match made in heaven. Anyways, hoo wee look at me talkin up a storm here well I must probably ought to should be goin I do reckon. But you have a blessed one you hear? And I'll be sure to put in good word for you over here at the Tennessee slim Jim factory. God bles

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Heh.. yeah, that there sir, yessiree is a FACT.. yepper, no doubt indeed. Heh heh. Remind me of when I had MY first slim Jim, well, tha was back in '98 I do so believe. Yes, it was a warm and foggy morning on the Tennessee homefront. The wife had just cooked up some cole slaw on the stovetop and I was all but just ready to tear in, though, when I had went to reach for my phone to text all my friends about how hungry I just was, out pulled myself a dang old slim Jim! I was like, lord have mercy I

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Don’t eat too many, it’s horrible for your heart health after a whole one.

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Because they're really bad lol

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