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i hate you
Separate gifts are the expectation… hopefully we are not related or the contract is null & void😹
…Fake
Hiiiii :))
I love you too :3
This shit is golden
Thank you :3
Nuh uh
I found the humor in posting the opposite…seems rather humorous. lol
Well well well… what do we have here… it seems I’ve stumbled upon a real comedian…
Lucky you
Can we kiss
The kiss of death…
Not at all, sweetheart, the kiss of life…
If wishes were horses all men would ride..
Don’t beat the dead horse’s mouth that feeds you if you live in a glass house…
I live in a solid house and feed myself…
Would a lady as splendorous as yourself be interested in feeding me as well? That meal looks quite… scrumptious… if I do say so myself
Tbh idk why I assumed ur a woman
Interesting… 2 guys are n a row hit me up for groceries… scammers?? 😂
Yes I am a scammer… you caught me 💔💔
That’s ovi
Can we date now I have a crush on you
Are you single?
If I wasn’t single I wouldn’t ask you to date
Oh I just like to know what I am getting into…but ..sure we are officially dating
YAYYYY