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Confessions 4w
Wearing condoms suck and yes, chat, I test frequently. I’m a man whore but a smart one 😂
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Anonymous 4w

Saying “wearing condoms suck” is actually setting me on fire because the verb “suck” fails to agree in number with its subject. In this construction, “wearing condoms” functions as a gerund phrase, which, despite including a plural noun, acts as a singular subject. The word wearing is the head of the phrase, and gerunds (words ending in “ing”), by grammatical convention, are treated as singular nouns. Therefore, the correct verb form should also be singular: “sucks.”

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Anonymous 4w

Smart would be preventative care no? I think you’re just attentive

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

…you’re autistic.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

If it’s a crime to be grammatically correct than officer, put me away

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

*then

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

based on your usage of “than” in a sentence which instead warranted “then”, it looks like you’re free to go

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

Eh, reduce the charge. They still committed the crime, they’re just not a serial offender.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

oh man, disproportionately embarrassed to see that you beat me to the snide remark by a few minutes lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

It’s okay, you added prose to it that elevated it to a higher level than I could’ve managed on my own

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

you flatter me 🫡

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