Confessions on Sidechat | I hope the uber driver who stole my food chokes and vomits all of it. I hope they get 0 orders. I hope their pillow is ALWAYS warm. I hope they run out of gas on the highway. I hope they wake up with a flat tire. I hope they go bald.

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I hope the uber driver who stole my food chokes and vomits all of it. I hope they get 0 orders. I hope their pillow is ALWAYS warm. I hope they run out of gas on the highway. I hope they wake up with a flat tire. I hope they go bald.

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Anonymous 5d

jokes on u i am the uber driver, i DID choke and vomit, i DID get 0 orders, i DID sleep on a warm pillow, i DID run out of gas on the highway, i DID wake up to a flat tire, and i AM bald. but yo order was fire still twin.

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Anonymous 5d

i feel like you’re going a little easy on them

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Anonymous 5d

That’s my bad bro I was hungry

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Anonymous

#1 5d

I had a world limit I definitely have more in me

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Anonymous

#1 5d

I can’t even FREAKING ORDER A BURGER CAUSE THEYRE SERVING BREAKFAST NOW. he’s gonna have the worst day of his entire year.

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Anonymous

OP 5d

Now I’m gonna compulsively shop to make up for this sadness

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Anonymous

#2 5d

As long as you suffered I’m ok

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Anonymous

#3 5d

Starveee like dude your doing uber eats for a reason

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Anonymous

OP 5d

So I can uber and eat

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