genuinely needed this warning. thank you for your service

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So does no bjs, gotta know when to hold ‘em and when to fold ‘em

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Well that’s a string of words I never expected to see together. Thank you for the warning 🫡

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Stick to Fruit Rollups

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THIS THREAD IS HILARIOUS HAHAHAHA

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i prefer to do my own research

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Replace pop rocks with ice and it’ll do wonders

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You poor poor bastard😂😂

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Get a handjob using toothpaste afterwards- that might help

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I’ve done it, and it didn’t hurt I’m uncut, so maybe that’s why? Idk

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woah. uti? you ok?

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good thing I have no one to give head

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