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i wish i could be him so i could experience having sex with myself. because god, im hot, petite, and amazing in bed. he’s so lucky.
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Anonymous 1d

Couldn’t torture that shit out of me 😭

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Anonymous 1d

Dude I used to spend long stretches of time rizzing myself up in the mirror when hella drunk 😭😂 I used to like fall in love with myself and start making out w the mirror I also used to have to imagine that I was my ex fucking myself (instead of me being fucked by my ex) whenever we'd have sex in order to finish 😬

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Anonymous 1d

that’s so real queen

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Anonymous 23h

Even Batman couldn’t make me say this shit

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