My mom loves snooping around my apartment so much, I’m going to need to start hiding my sex toys like I’m hiding Christmas presents from a fucking child.
“I changed your sheets, I hope you’re not angry” actually I kinda am because my toys r inches away.
Like, I tucked them away in the closet to keep them out of plain view, I wasn’t expecting to have to put them in a safe or something because someone likes digging around for fun
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Anonymous1d
nah leave them in more conspicuous places so she stops doing that shit after next time
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AnonymousOP1d
And I don’t want to hear “your mom had them too” may she did have something but it wasn’t a fleshlight and lube like mine
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Anonymous#11d
See my comment above, that ain’t happening 😭
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AnonymousOP1d
yeah i didn’t think this was a dude. throw that shit out and get a gf
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Anonymous#11d
what’s wrong w a guy using toys damn😭😭
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Anonymous#21d
what’s wrong w your hand or a real life pussy
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Anonymous#11d
Variety and yeah I’d like a gf but I don’t have one right now and don’t want random hookups is that okay with you?