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I’m gonna say it. I hate morning sex. I hate it. I look like a hot mess, my breath stinks, I’m barely awake, I have my bonnet on, I have to piss, why is this attractive to anyone 😭😭
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Anonymous 3w

Okie so valid but as a morning sex guy it’s mostly bc it’s just up when most guys wake up and your right there also I’m gonna be honest every girl I’ve ever spent the night with I think looks just as if not prettier in that raw injustice woke up state like women just look too pretty normally it’s nice to see you still pretty but disheveled like gimme that fucked yo bun or that lopsided from that’s what I came here for

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Anonymous 3w

Night is where it is

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Anonymous 3w

Blame morning wood, happy to wait for you to pee, brush your teeth and pop the bonnet off

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 3w

*state not injustice (crazy autocorrect btw)

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