Having male friends as an attractive woman feels like being on a desert island and the other guy stranded with you is starting to imagine you as a big juicy steak.
This post genuinely made me laugh out loud
Thank you for the belly laugh and I’m sorry you experienced that
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Anonymous15h
Op
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Anonymous12h
It’s terrible. Can’t even have real male friends. FML.
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Anonymous15h
it’s the same way for a hot guy lol
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Anonymous16h
Maybe you should just let him eat you
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Anonymous15h
As a guy this is how it is
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Anonymous14h
prolly not real friends tbh
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Anonymous11h
Damn it be like the hunger games
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Anonymous11h
Congrats on the looks
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Anonymous#116h
Your welcome bby
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Anonymous#216h
Y’all need to catch some fish and find some island food
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Anonymous#216h
What does this mean in the metaphorical context?
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Anonymous#215h
Most men don’t know how to eat. And they’re not physically attractive.
If I’m gonna be eaten it needs to be by a hot guy that knows how to eat right.
I’m not risking stis, pregnancy, hurt feelings, or a friendship that easily.
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Anonymous#515h
Why. Just don’t. You aren’t animals. Control yourselves
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Anonymous#415h
Womp womp
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AnonymousOP14h
An animal has no restraint, humans do
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AnonymousOP12h
Any decent dude will.
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Anonymous#410h
i'm actually ugly asf and sexless and guy friends still treat me like this. sometimes i think they just enjoy making others uncomfortable