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This sub can be really negative and irritating sometimes. Meet my chud son. Peat. He is two apples tall.
1154 upvotes, 61 comments. Sidechat image post by flockfucker in Confessions. "This sub can be really negative and irritating sometimes. Meet my chud son. Peat. He is two apples tall."
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Anonymous 17h

Yes guys he is a complete baby stray and he weighed .79 pounds when I took him to the vet. He is in the process of being fattened up

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Anonymous 17h

He is one of the least chud things I’ve seen on here šŸ„ŗā¤ļø

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Anonymous 17h

I love his little-massive ears!! He must be receiving communication signals through them! šŸ˜

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Anonymous 14h

He’s 2 and a half apples tall, don’t disrespect that big boy like that

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Anonymous 17h

Oh his ears are so precious

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Anonymous 17h

pspspspsps

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Anonymous 9h

hed empi, no thot

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Anonymous 17h

im dying ohmygod

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Anonymous 8h

nighttime yikyak scroll to be flashbanged by user from my school i love peat i saw him from the school yak first

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Anonymous 16h

😮 2 apples?!

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Anonymous 14h

You have the cutest little baby boošŸ’–āœØ

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Anonymous 15h

BABYYY

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Anonymous 13h

YEAAAAHHHHHHH CAT

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Anonymous 11h

Peat is peak

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Anonymous 14h

I would die for Peat

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Anonymous 13h

I LOVE HIM pspspsps

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Anonymous 10h

Awwwww

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Anonymous 15h

so tiny so small, just a babby

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Anonymous 12h

I love your son peat

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Anonymous 11h

he kinda looks like he has a mohawk growing in the middle

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Anonymous 13h

That is the fourth greatest creature ever to grace the planet.

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Anonymous 11h

Please I want him! He’s soooo cahuteeeeeee.

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Anonymous 13h

I can’t get over Peat, he’s too cute!!!

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Anonymous 14h

How many apples does he weigh?

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Anonymous 13h

That’s definitely more than two apples tall

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Anonymous 11h

i would die for peat

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Anonymous 10h

Gonna need a banana to properly determine scale.

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Anonymous 15h

I LOVE PEAT (how did you decide on peat as a name? i like it!)

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Anonymous 7h

peat i am gonna palm you like a basketball. in like a heckin wholesome way tho! im all sunshine rainbows —> gumdrops and lollipops

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Anonymous 42m

This cat is so cute holy shit I wanna cry

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Anonymous 11h

Smash

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Anonymous 13h

Gross

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Anonymous replying to -> flockfucker 17h

I love him 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 17h

They tell him to sit in his litterbox instead of having family time šŸ˜”

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Anonymous replying to -> flockfucker 16h

who’s they? send me the addy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 16h

Same here! I’ll fight them!

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15h

He look like dirt. (I am on a Minecraft server w my friends rn and peat is also the name of the dirt surrounding my house LMAO)

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Anonymous replying to -> flockfucker 15h

he so dirt that’s perfect

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15h

He’s so dirt !!! We also live in marshlands/swamp so I felt that was also fitting

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Anonymous replying to -> flockfucker 15h

please tell me if you find the brown cat in minecraft you’ll name it peat as well (also hell yeah swampā€¼ļø)

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 15h

I’ll see !

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Anonymous replying to -> flockfucker 14h

My baby likes that too lol

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Anonymous replying to -> its_pinkie_pie 14h

Ty he’s my stinky 🄹

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 14h

I think he’s probably about the same. Maybe 2.5 apples. I’m not sure

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Anonymous replying to -> klimpaloon 13h

He’s standing on his tippy toes!

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13h

I just made a thread of pics of him !

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Anonymous replying to -> flockfucker 13h

I wish they showed when I click your profile 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13h

Aahh I’m so sorry šŸ’” maybe check the recent posts for this sub ?!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13h

You’re gross.

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13h

?!

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 12h

Ok bozo

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 11h

You should’ve been swallowed by your mom that night

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Anonymous replying to -> #21 11h

Your mom swallows me every night

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 11h

Nobody likes unwashed shrimp.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 11h

Mine isn’t a shrimp, it’s more of a minnow

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 11h

Weird way to spell ā€œmoleculeā€ but okay.

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 11h

Me asf

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 10h

Like mother like son šŸ—£ļø

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Anonymous replying to -> its_pinkie_pie 10h

Aww

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 7h

Omg I just needed to spread the word on my son I’m so proud of him. Insane work. Welcome fellow school person 🄹

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