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Apparently god gives his strongest soldiers chronic butt zits that turn into literal wounds and hurt like hell no matter how much you try to avoid it
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Anonymous 13w

*God

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Anonymous 13w

I started doing my face routine on my ass and that’s the only thing that helps but I still get them 😭

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Anonymous 13w

Job def had butt zits so probably true

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Anonymous 13w

I’m tired of being strong 😭

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Anonymous 13w

That’s called hemorrhoids dawg

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

Like there’s literally a post of the story where he gets sores and ugly blemishes all over his body and his friends and wife come tell him it’s his fault and he must have done something to anger God.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 13w

part*

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 13w

hemorrhoids are not pimples

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