Get a best friend and then a vibrator

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use the vibrator to make your own ice cream

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Say sorry to your vibrator, it’s doing its fucking best

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Omg I’d do both of those things though!

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Some of these comments making me more lesbian fr

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Mine does

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It might

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if it makes you feel better mine never bought me ice cream

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A vibrator won’t squirt in my mouth

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then get a body pillow and a job

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Neither will a boyfriend, better off getting the vibrator, a cat/dog and doordash/uber eats

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Twin

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neither will a man

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body pillow, icecream man, and vibrator then

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it can, you’re just not using it to its full potential

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Wow… that’s the first time I’ve heard a woman publicly make this statement online

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Me neither :)

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Rs

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Chup bae

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i wouldn’t cuddle you after or go get ice cream, sex was just a workout and now you’re trying to fill up on calories?? 🐄

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