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Confessions 9w
as someone waiting for marriage (possibly) im so fucking terrified my future husband will have a micro penis or just a small one. like what do i do after that really
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Anonymous 9w

It’s not about the size of the boat. It’s about the motion of the ocean He could be 10 inches and worthless if he doesn’t know how to use it. The best sex I’ve had has been with people with smaller penises. Size is NOT everything. And tbh big dicks just fucking hurt. Esp since they’re always attached to men who think size is all they need and refuse to learn how to pleasure a woman

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Anonymous 9w

guys i’m gonna try to catch print dw

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Anonymous 9w

Is it against the rules to share pics

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Anonymous 9w

Suck it up I guess?

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Anonymous 9w

Religion is so insane having all these rules. Possibly condemning someone to a life of sexual unhappiness cause u can’t even share pics. Either stay single or leave your religion tbh. Or maybe u find a chill man who can at least tell u how many inches.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

Bc you could always vet them beforehand lolll

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 9w

YES😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

Or you could get divorced immediately after Or ask him to be a cuck

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 9w

i’m not committing adultery guys 👎 but think i’ll be too in love to divorce over that so welp

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

girl whatt 😭😭im allowed to divorce due to sexual un satisfaction i just personally don’t think i would do it like id meet my dream person and divorce over dick? i got head + toys ill be alr idk. but yeah maybe i can ask how many inches

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

this opening line is killingggg me

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Anonymous 9w

queen we have the same mind

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Anonymous 9w

3 or less But also if y’all are willing to divorce over dick size you’re NOT ready for marriage

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

This is insane people deserve sexual satisfaction it’s one of the few things we were designed to do and get pleasure from. Micro penis is ground for divorce. Damn less than 5.5 inches is grounds

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

If you think the only sexual satisfaction can come from the natural size of a penis, you are NOT ready to get married. I hope you stay single ngl, bc you’re a shallow and disgusting person. But sure sex is evil unless you’re married but once you’re married it’s your god given right so just crush someone’s heart and sole bc it’s not good enough for you. Insane.

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 9w

Please keep your americanized version of sex and keep having bad yt people sex with small dick individuals who don’t even know how to give head 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 9w

Lmao it’s Americanized to say sex with someone you love bc they know how to actually please you is more pleasurable than a random big dicked man you found on the street? Girl there’s handlebars on my bedpost don’t start with me. You’re just mad you can’t find anyone willing to marry your mean ass

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