Hooked up with a man and had to stop mid act cause he kept referring to himself as “ big dick daddy” sir you and mister average gotta go i can’t do ts no more
it’s a little optimistic but yeah sure real and honest!
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AnonymousOP1d
You're right, micro is too big😩
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Anonymous1d
Girthatron over here what is it gotta tell us now
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AnonymousOP1d
um idk if i feel like being made fun of today
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Anonymous#41d
Oh now i’ve gotta know u can delete it afterwards then
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AnonymousOP1d
7 wide.. people thought the girth meant 7 wide when its actually 7 around so now everyone who knows me like that’s i’m close with calls me 7 wide
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Anonymous#41d
haha it’s kinda good tho don’t be a hater
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AnonymousOP1d
how was I supposed to know that everyone would think that it’s a width measurement, I thought everyone would know that it would be an around measurement
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Anonymous#41d
Ya ur right that’s actually so crazy now that i think about it omg but in their defense I wouldn’t have known that either so 😱
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AnonymousOP1d
what am I supposed to start saying 7 and 3? this is why I just started using objects to compare, but the nickname still stuck and I’ve had that nickname for like three years now
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Anonymous#41d
I’m actually weak asf did u give a whole little sex ed listen with ur guys about how to measure correctly now how does one EXPLAIN this
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AnonymousOP1d
this is a whole friend group thing, it was not just guys that called me this it’s girls too in the friend group
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AnonymousOP1d
YEAH I HAD TO, was actually very annoying like why do people ask the question and not even know the metrics of the answer
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Anonymous#41d
You’d have to actually shoot me down before my guy friends would explain their 🍆 to us
that’s wild
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Anonymous#41d
They were confuseddddd
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AnonymousOP1d
they asked the question I just answered
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AnonymousOP1d
we’ve known each other since middle school, so all the boundaries are out the window, it’s like 4 guys and 4 girls like tea is spilt daily, never a dull moment
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Anonymous#41d
Your GIRL friends?! Yall just casually comparing?!
Yall crazy close u gotta go
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Anonymous#41d
Ohh guess that checks out still crazy asf “7wide” i’d kms
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AnonymousOP1d
i told them to stop but they don’t listen
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AnonymousOP1d
yeah my friends who are girls like they know we are all strictly friend zoned so never a weird moment, and we didn’t like whip out and compare like just said out measurements and that is where the nickname came from
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AnonymousOP1d
well one of them is my ex BUT it’s not weird like that was in the past, she was just able to like “verify the info”, but yes it’s not weird between any of us