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Hooked up with a man and had to stop mid act cause he kept referring to himself as “ big dick daddy” sir you and mister average gotta go i can’t do ts no more
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Anonymous 1d

im gonna start calling mine mister average, ty

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Anonymous 1d

About to start calling mine professor micro

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Anonymous 1d

😭im dead

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Keeping it real and honest gotta love it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Maybe…just maybe have u considered not

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

it’s a little optimistic but yeah sure real and honest!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

You're right, micro is too big😩

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Anonymous 1d

Girthatron over here what is it gotta tell us now

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

um idk if i feel like being made fun of today

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Oh now i’ve gotta know u can delete it afterwards then

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

7 wide.. people thought the girth meant 7 wide when its actually 7 around so now everyone who knows me like that’s i’m close with calls me 7 wide

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

haha it’s kinda good tho don’t be a hater

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

how was I supposed to know that everyone would think that it’s a width measurement, I thought everyone would know that it would be an around measurement

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Ya ur right that’s actually so crazy now that i think about it omg but in their defense I wouldn’t have known that either so 😱

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

what am I supposed to start saying 7 and 3? this is why I just started using objects to compare, but the nickname still stuck and I’ve had that nickname for like three years now

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

I’m actually weak asf did u give a whole little sex ed listen with ur guys about how to measure correctly now how does one EXPLAIN this

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

this is a whole friend group thing, it was not just guys that called me this it’s girls too in the friend group

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

YEAH I HAD TO, was actually very annoying like why do people ask the question and not even know the metrics of the answer

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

You’d have to actually shoot me down before my guy friends would explain their 🍆 to us that’s wild

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

They were confuseddddd

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

they asked the question I just answered

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

we’ve known each other since middle school, so all the boundaries are out the window, it’s like 4 guys and 4 girls like tea is spilt daily, never a dull moment

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Your GIRL friends?! Yall just casually comparing?! Yall crazy close u gotta go

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

Ohh guess that checks out still crazy asf “7wide” i’d kms

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

i told them to stop but they don’t listen

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

yeah my friends who are girls like they know we are all strictly friend zoned so never a weird moment, and we didn’t like whip out and compare like just said out measurements and that is where the nickname came from

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

well one of them is my ex BUT it’s not weird like that was in the past, she was just able to like “verify the info”, but yes it’s not weird between any of us

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