Today I am officially cancer free!
I reported my SA last night!!
Mamdani is now the Mayor & I just got accepted into the most prestigious school of my choice!!!!!!
Broo, so many good things at once! CONGRATS!!!!!!!🍾
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Anonymous7w
is this satire?
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Anonymous7w
The people in these comments are actual idiots lmao
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Anonymous7w
based based based based based based lfgggg
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Anonymous7w
IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU!!
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Anonymous7w
other than mamdani, that is a lot of really amazing things! i’m sorry u got SA’d and im happy for you
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Anonymous7w
Rip that libtard got voted in?
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Anonymous7w
You forgot “MY ROOMMATE MOVED OUT”
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Anonymous7w
Everything’s great except the Mamdani part
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Anonymous7w
I love you and so happy for you but as a female, but I’m worried about SA rising now that he is mayor 🥲
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Anonymous7w
everything is great and i’m so proud of you. Besides mamdani tho tbh!
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Anonymous7w
Out of all the things that never happened, that happened the least out of all of them
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Anonymous7w
Jarvis I’m low on karma
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Anonymous7w
idk if I would say it’s a good think mamdani is mayor
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Anonymous7w
ON THE UP AND UP YK ITTTT
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Anonymous7w
🧢 upvote farming
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Anonymous7w
the amount of people who think this is serious is making me giggle
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Anonymous7w
so proud of you little penis 4.4
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Anonymous7w
as someone who has a chronic illness, lets go man 💪🏾
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Anonymous7w
Congrats
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Anonymous7w
Mamdanis win is obviously bad but congrats on the other stuff
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Anonymous7w
this next part of life is where things go your way!!! so happy for u
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Anonymous7w
Omfg you’re the GOAT!!!! Congratulations I’m so proud of and happy for you!
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Anonymous7w
i love ur acc icon
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Anonymous7w
CONGRATSSSSSS🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Anonymous7w
So glad you’re cancer free! That’s amazing! God is good ❤️
I hate that you were SA but I’m glad you were brave enough to report it. Praying something gets done soon!
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Anonymous7w
SLAY!!! Love this for you!
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Anonymous7w
Big dubs
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Anonymous7w
CONGRATU FUCKING LATIONS SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!
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Anonymous7w
who’s mamdani??! i’ve been hearing sm abt him
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Anonymous7w
HALLELUJAH 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Anonymous7w
CONGRATS
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Anonymous7w
That's fireeee
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Anonymous7w
WHAT AN AMAZING DAY
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Anonymous7w
who did you SA
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Anonymous7w
YES LITTLE PENIS I LOVE THIS FOR YOU !!
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Anonymous7w
i’m proud of you dude :)
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Anonymous7w
Are you the original little p?
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Anonymous7w
BoFa University?
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Anonymous7w
Danggit
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Anonymous7w
Congrats!!! Which school?
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Anonymous7w
YAAAYYYYYYY
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Anonymous7w
How are you doing
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Anonymous7w
you deserve the world
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Anonymous7w
YES!
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Anonymous7w
Congratulations!!!!
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Anonymous7w
How are you doing
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Anonymous7w
yay yay boo
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Anonymous7w
Jarvis, I’m low on yakarma
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Anonymous7w
“Jarvis, im low on karma”
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Anonymous#17w
Thank you thank you I really deserve it for all the hard work and struggles I’ve been through lately
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Anonymouspink_file_cabinet677w
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Anonymous#37w
It’s a little overwhelming
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Most definitely. We’re used to handling a lot of bad things at once, that the opposite happening is a lot. I say bask in it. It’s an oasis in the desert. Treat yourself, record videos for posterity. Be overwhelmed goodly
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Anonymous#37w
Oh so I should wait until I’m recording my face to start crying? Like cry for the camera and post it on my TikTok?
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Nah, cry for yourself and save it to Google drive. In 10 years when you’re having a bad day, play it back to remember who’s boss
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Anonymous#37w
Just record how you feel rn. Journal or video or audio or something. It’s an incredible moment
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Anonymous#37w
Talk to corporate like a BOSS
approve memos like a BOSS
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Yes! Cause you are a BOSS. A crying boss is still a boss
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Anonymous#37w
Meet a giant fish like a BOSS
fuck it’s brains out like a BOSS
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Anonymousred_hammer4207w
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Anonymous#57w
No I really had rectal cancer and was SAd on 9/11 of all days 😒
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Anonymous#77w
Stop stop I cannot take too much more kindness 😭😭😭😭
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Anonymous7w
Nah I got SAd by some asshole all because I hijacked his airplane that day. I tell ya the nerve of some people…
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Anonymous#87w
Is this what Drake felt like?? 🤗
Not the talking to Millie Bobbie Brown Drake but the started from the bottom now we here Drake
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
you should leak his name and address to the IDF and tell them he supports palestine
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Anonymous#57w
I gotta find a way to play double agent to see if I can get Israel & Palestine to just “hug” each other to nonexistence
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Anonymous#97w
Owe it all to this man too
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
bro no way ppl actually buy ts 😭🥀
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Anonymous#107w
No I’m fr one of the Taliban
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Anonymous#127w
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck bro you’re right. I don’t have to deal with that guy slipping roofies into my drinks anymore
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Anonymous#137w
Oh yeah no I wholeheartedly agree but gotta try to max out the yakarma as possible and YikYak bitches love themselves some Mamdani
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Glad you don’t support him. Have an awesome day bro
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Anonymous#117w
Thank you thank you. Actually a special thank you to you bc 11 just so happens to be my favorite number 🙂↔️
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Anonymous#137w
I hope you’re having a fantastic day as well!
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Anonymous#157w
I mean yeah it happened in 2001 and I was so drunk that I don’t even remember anything but I know it happened so I reported it anyways
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Anonymous#17w
💀💀💀
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Anonymous#17w
It'll probably happen too
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Anonymous#167w
LETS BREAK SOME YIKYAK RECORDS. WE CAN ALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER
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Anonymous#187w
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Anonymous#197w
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
if it happened that long ago and you were drunk that kinda increases the odds of it being thrown out
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Anonymous#157w
No because I’m a strong independent woman that commands respect ✊🏼
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Anonymousidkhuh7w
PERIOD BOOO 💅
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Anonymous#217w
Thx queen 🫶🏼
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Anonymous#227w
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Anonymous#237w
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Anonymous#137w
What’s wrong with mamdani?? He’s just making New York affordable that’s literally it
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
stop i love this lmao
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Anonymous#257w
Almost feels as good as my first Fortnite dub
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Anonymous#277w
Big day, little penis 😎
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Anonymous#287w
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING SHASH SOME SHIT
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Anonymous#297w
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Anonymous#317w
But think of the yakarma just from mentioning him
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Anonymous#237w
His policies are bad for the economy and will not work. He’s promising unattainable things to get votes
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Anonymous#327w
And you’re in the comments
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Anonymous7w
Yeah I’m the absolute worst
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Anonymous7w
I’m good ma how are you
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
PROUD OF YOU 🫡
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Anonymous#377w
I gave a reach around to a monkey
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Hello
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Anonymous#37w
Hello
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Anonymous#347w
Hello
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Hello
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Anonymous#157w
Hello
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Anonymousred_hammer4207w
Hello
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Anonymous#397w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#407w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#417w
Wym
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Anonymous#427w
The one and only
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Where are you from
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
How are you so active on here. What’s your screen time. I just reinstalled after a year
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Anonymous#427w
I work a fairly sedentary job
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Anonymous#447w
Hate that guy
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Anonymous#457w
I def wouldn’t say that
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Hello
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Anonymous#467w
Wild times we living in
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Anonymous#467w
oh that’s why he’s not important to me
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Fr fr can’t believe ppl are stupid enough to vote him in
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Anonymous#467w
why are we voting someone that’s not from the usa. shouldn’t be allowed
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Anonymous#267w
Why not? He grew up here. Moved here at age 7 and now he’s 34 now. And he’s a naturalized citizen.
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Anonymous#267w
Frfr they always have the bad intentions and I bet any other country besides western countries would let that happen
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Anonymous#387w
NYC! My great parents lived in fort George, but we lived in the lower east side.
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Anonymous#387w
hi
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Gay
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
wtf does that have to do with anything
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Anonymous#387w
Heloo
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Anonymous#397w
why lol
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Look as someone who has been SA’d I genuinely laughed out loud at “Was SA’d on 9/11 of all days”
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Anonymous#617w
I try to keep it ridiculous yet lighthearted lol. I think it’s so important to be able to laugh. I’m so sorry you actually experienced that and I hope you’ve found peace and justice! You’re a beautiful person 🫶🏼
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.77w
Love that I’m getting downvotes on my comment, sorry you guys don’t like the harsh reality that SA is real and actually happens to people. Anyways thank you for your comment, it means a lot 🫶
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Anonymous#617w
That was ME LMAO IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTED IT INSTEAD OF UPVOTING IT 💀