Today I am officially cancer free!
I reported my SA last night!!
Mamdani is now the Mayor & I just got accepted into the most prestigious school of my choice!!!!!!
Broo, so many good things at once! CONGRATS!!!!!!!🍾
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Anonymous14w
is this satire?
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Anonymous14w
The people in these comments are actual idiots lmao
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Anonymous14w
based based based based based based lfgggg
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Anonymous14w
IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU!!
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Anonymous14w
other than mamdani, that is a lot of really amazing things! i’m sorry u got SA’d and im happy for you
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Anonymous14w
Rip that libtard got voted in?
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Anonymous14w
You forgot “MY ROOMMATE MOVED OUT”
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Anonymous14w
Everything’s great except the Mamdani part
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Anonymous14w
I love you and so happy for you but as a female, but I’m worried about SA rising now that he is mayor 🥲
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Anonymous14w
everything is great and i’m so proud of you. Besides mamdani tho tbh!
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Anonymous14w
Out of all the things that never happened, that happened the least out of all of them
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Anonymous14w
Jarvis I’m low on karma
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Anonymous14w
idk if I would say it’s a good think mamdani is mayor
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Anonymous14w
ON THE UP AND UP YK ITTTT
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Anonymous14w
the amount of people who think this is serious is making me giggle
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Anonymous14w
so proud of you little penis 4.4
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Anonymous13w
as someone who has a chronic illness, lets go man 💪🏾
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Anonymous14w
Congrats
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Anonymous14w
Mamdanis win is obviously bad but congrats on the other stuff
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Anonymous14w
Omfg you’re the GOAT!!!! Congratulations I’m so proud of and happy for you!
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Anonymous14w
i love ur acc icon
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Anonymous14w
CONGRATSSSSSS🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Anonymous14w
So glad you’re cancer free! That’s amazing! God is good ❤️
I hate that you were SA but I’m glad you were brave enough to report it. Praying something gets done soon!
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Anonymous14w
SLAY!!! Love this for you!
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Anonymous14w
Big dubs
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Anonymous14w
CONGRATU FUCKING LATIONS SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!
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Anonymous14w
who’s mamdani??! i’ve been hearing sm abt him
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Anonymous14w
HALLELUJAH 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Anonymous14w
CONGRATS
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Anonymous14w
That's fireeee
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Anonymous14w
WHAT AN AMAZING DAY
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Anonymous14w
who did you SA
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Anonymous14w
YES LITTLE PENIS I LOVE THIS FOR YOU !!
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Anonymous14w
i’m proud of you dude :)
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Anonymous14w
Are you the original little p?
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Anonymous14w
BoFa University?
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Anonymous14w
Danggit
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Anonymous14w
Congrats!!! Which school?
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Anonymous14w
YAAAYYYYYYY
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Anonymous14w
How are you doing
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Anonymous14w
you deserve the world
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Anonymous14w
YES!
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Anonymous14w
Congratulations!!!!
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Anonymous13w
How are you doing
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Anonymous14w
yay yay boo
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Anonymous14w
Jarvis, I’m low on yakarma
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Anonymous14w
“Jarvis, im low on karma”
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Anonymous#114w
Thank you thank you I really deserve it for all the hard work and struggles I’ve been through lately
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Anonymouspink_file_cabinet6714w
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Anonymous#314w
It’s a little overwhelming
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Most definitely. We’re used to handling a lot of bad things at once, that the opposite happening is a lot. I say bask in it. It’s an oasis in the desert. Treat yourself, record videos for posterity. Be overwhelmed goodly
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Anonymous#314w
Oh so I should wait until I’m recording my face to start crying? Like cry for the camera and post it on my TikTok?
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Nah, cry for yourself and save it to Google drive. In 10 years when you’re having a bad day, play it back to remember who’s boss
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Anonymous#314w
Just record how you feel rn. Journal or video or audio or something. It’s an incredible moment
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Anonymous#314w
Talk to corporate like a BOSS
approve memos like a BOSS
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Yes! Cause you are a BOSS. A crying boss is still a boss
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Anonymous#314w
Meet a giant fish like a BOSS
fuck it’s brains out like a BOSS
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Anonymousred_hammer42014w
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Anonymous#514w
No I really had rectal cancer and was SAd on 9/11 of all days 😒
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Anonymous#714w
Stop stop I cannot take too much more kindness 😭😭😭😭
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Anonymous14w
Nah I got SAd by some asshole all because I hijacked his airplane that day. I tell ya the nerve of some people…
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Anonymous#814w
Is this what Drake felt like?? 🤗
Not the talking to Millie Bobbie Brown Drake but the started from the bottom now we here Drake
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
you should leak his name and address to the IDF and tell them he supports palestine
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Anonymous#514w
I gotta find a way to play double agent to see if I can get Israel & Palestine to just “hug” each other to nonexistence
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Anonymous#914w
Owe it all to this man too
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
bro no way ppl actually buy ts 😭🥀
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Anonymous#1014w
No I’m fr one of the Taliban
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Anonymous#1214w
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck bro you’re right. I don’t have to deal with that guy slipping roofies into my drinks anymore
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Anonymous#1314w
Oh yeah no I wholeheartedly agree but gotta try to max out the yakarma as possible and YikYak bitches love themselves some Mamdani
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Glad you don’t support him. Have an awesome day bro
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Anonymous#1114w
Thank you thank you. Actually a special thank you to you bc 11 just so happens to be my favorite number 🙂↔️
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Anonymous#1314w
I hope you’re having a fantastic day as well!
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Anonymous#1514w
I mean yeah it happened in 2001 and I was so drunk that I don’t even remember anything but I know it happened so I reported it anyways
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Anonymous#114w
💀💀💀
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Anonymous#114w
It'll probably happen too
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Anonymous#1614w
LETS BREAK SOME YIKYAK RECORDS. WE CAN ALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER
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Anonymous#1914w
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
if it happened that long ago and you were drunk that kinda increases the odds of it being thrown out
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Anonymous#1514w
No because I’m a strong independent woman that commands respect ✊🏼
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Anonymousidkhuh14w
PERIOD BOOO 💅
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Anonymous#2214w
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Anonymous#2314w
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Anonymous#1314w
What’s wrong with mamdani?? He’s just making New York affordable that’s literally it
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
stop i love this lmao
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Anonymous#2514w
Almost feels as good as my first Fortnite dub
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Anonymous#2714w
Big day, little penis 😎
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Anonymous#2814w
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING SHASH SOME SHIT
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Anonymous#2914w
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Anonymous#3114w
But think of the yakarma just from mentioning him
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Anonymous#2314w
His policies are bad for the economy and will not work. He’s promising unattainable things to get votes
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Anonymous#3214w
And you’re in the comments
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Anonymous14w
Yeah I’m the absolute worst
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Anonymous14w
I’m good ma how are you
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
PROUD OF YOU 🫡
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Anonymous#3714w
I gave a reach around to a monkey
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Hello
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Anonymous#314w
Hello
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Anonymous#3414w
Hello
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Hello
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Anonymous#1514w
Hello
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Anonymousred_hammer42014w
Hello
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Anonymous#3914w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#4014w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#4114w
Wym
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Anonymous#4214w
The one and only
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Where are you from
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
How are you so active on here. What’s your screen time. I just reinstalled after a year
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Anonymous#4214w
I work a fairly sedentary job
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Anonymous#4414w
Hate that guy
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Anonymous#4514w
I def wouldn’t say that
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Hello
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Anonymous#4614w
Wild times we living in
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Anonymous#4614w
oh that’s why he’s not important to me
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Fr fr can’t believe ppl are stupid enough to vote him in
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Anonymous#4614w
why are we voting someone that’s not from the usa. shouldn’t be allowed
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Anonymous#2614w
Why not? He grew up here. Moved here at age 7 and now he’s 34 now. And he’s a naturalized citizen.
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Anonymous#2614w
Frfr they always have the bad intentions and I bet any other country besides western countries would let that happen
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Anonymous#3814w
NYC! My great parents lived in fort George, but we lived in the lower east side.
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Anonymous#3814w
hi
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Gay
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
wtf does that have to do with anything
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Anonymous#3814w
Heloo
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Anonymous#3914w
why lol
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Look as someone who has been SA’d I genuinely laughed out loud at “Was SA’d on 9/11 of all days”
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Anonymous#6114w
I try to keep it ridiculous yet lighthearted lol. I think it’s so important to be able to laugh. I’m so sorry you actually experienced that and I hope you’ve found peace and justice! You’re a beautiful person 🫶🏼
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.814w
Love that I’m getting downvotes on my comment, sorry you guys don’t like the harsh reality that SA is real and actually happens to people. Anyways thank you for your comment, it means a lot 🫶
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Anonymous#6114w
That was ME LMAO IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTED IT INSTEAD OF UPVOTING IT 💀