Today I am officially cancer free!
I reported my SA last night!!
Mamdani is now the Mayor & I just got accepted into the most prestigious school of my choice!!!!!!
Broo, so many good things at once! CONGRATS!!!!!!!🍾
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Anonymous1w
five trillion yakarma to this user
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Anonymous1w
is this satire?
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Anonymous1w
The people in these comments are actual idiots lmao
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Anonymous1w
based based based based based based lfgggg
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Anonymous1w
IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU!!
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Anonymous1w
other than mamdani, that is a lot of really amazing things! i’m sorry u got SA’d and im happy for you
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Anonymous1w
Rip that libtard got voted in?
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Anonymous1w
You forgot “MY ROOMMATE MOVED OUT”
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Anonymous1w
Everything’s great except the Mamdani part
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Anonymous1w
I love you and so happy for you but as a female, but I’m worried about SA rising now that he is mayor 🥲
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Anonymous1w
everything is great and i’m so proud of you. Besides mamdani tho tbh!
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Anonymous1w
Out of all the things that never happened, that happened the least out of all of them
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Anonymous1w
Jarvis I’m low on karma
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Anonymous1w
idk if I would say it’s a good think mamdani is mayor
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Anonymous1w
ON THE UP AND UP YK ITTTT
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Anonymous1w
🧢 upvote farming
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Anonymous1w
the amount of people who think this is serious is making me giggle
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Anonymous1w
so proud of you little penis 4.4
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Anonymous6d
as someone who has a chronic illness, lets go man 💪🏾
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Anonymous1w
Congrats
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Anonymous1w
Mamdanis win is obviously bad but congrats on the other stuff
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Anonymous1w
this next part of life is where things go your way!!! so happy for u
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Anonymous1w
Omfg you’re the GOAT!!!! Congratulations I’m so proud of and happy for you!
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Anonymous1w
i love ur acc icon
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Anonymous6d
CONGRATSSSSSS🙏🏽🙏🏽
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Anonymous6d
So glad you’re cancer free! That’s amazing! God is good ❤️
I hate that you were SA but I’m glad you were brave enough to report it. Praying something gets done soon!
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Anonymous1w
SLAY!!! Love this for you!
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Anonymous1w
Big dubs
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Anonymous1w
CONGRATU FUCKING LATIONS SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!
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Anonymous1w
who’s mamdani??! i’ve been hearing sm abt him
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Anonymous1w
HALLELUJAH 🙌🏽🙌🏽
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Anonymous1w
CONGRATS
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Anonymous1w
That's fireeee
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Anonymous1w
WHAT AN AMAZING DAY
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Anonymous1w
who did you SA
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Anonymous1w
YES LITTLE PENIS I LOVE THIS FOR YOU !!
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Anonymous1w
i’m proud of you dude :)
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Anonymous1w
Are you the original little p?
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Anonymous1w
BoFa University?
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Anonymous1w
Danggit
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Anonymous1w
Congrats!!! Which school?
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Anonymous1w
YAAAYYYYYYY
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Anonymous1w
How are you doing
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Anonymous6d
you deserve the world
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Anonymous6d
YES!
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Anonymous6d
Congratulations!!!!
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Anonymous5d
How are you doing
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Anonymous1w
yay yay boo
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Anonymous1w
Jarvis, I’m low on yakarma
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Anonymous6d
Zohran Won That’s A W
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Anonymous6d
“Jarvis, im low on karma”
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Anonymous#11w
Thank you thank you I really deserve it for all the hard work and struggles I’ve been through lately
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Anonymouspink_file_cabinet671w
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Anonymous#31w
It’s a little overwhelming
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Most definitely. We’re used to handling a lot of bad things at once, that the opposite happening is a lot. I say bask in it. It’s an oasis in the desert. Treat yourself, record videos for posterity. Be overwhelmed goodly
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Anonymous#31w
Oh so I should wait until I’m recording my face to start crying? Like cry for the camera and post it on my TikTok?
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Nah, cry for yourself and save it to Google drive. In 10 years when you’re having a bad day, play it back to remember who’s boss
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Anonymous#31w
Just record how you feel rn. Journal or video or audio or something. It’s an incredible moment
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Anonymous#31w
Talk to corporate like a BOSS
approve memos like a BOSS
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Yes! Cause you are a BOSS. A crying boss is still a boss
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Anonymous#31w
Meet a giant fish like a BOSS
fuck it’s brains out like a BOSS
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Anonymousred_hammer4201w
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Anonymous#51w
No I really had rectal cancer and was SAd on 9/11 of all days 😒
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Anonymous#61w
Sheeeeit I better be able to buy YikYak with that much yakarma
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Anonymous#71w
Stop stop I cannot take too much more kindness 😭😭😭😭
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Anonymous1w
Nah I got SAd by some asshole all because I hijacked his airplane that day. I tell ya the nerve of some people…
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Anonymous#81w
Is this what Drake felt like?? 🤗
Not the talking to Millie Bobbie Brown Drake but the started from the bottom now we here Drake
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
you should leak his name and address to the IDF and tell them he supports palestine
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Anonymous#51w
I gotta find a way to play double agent to see if I can get Israel & Palestine to just “hug” each other to nonexistence
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Anonymous#91w
Owe it all to this man too
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
bro no way ppl actually buy ts 😭🥀
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Anonymous#101w
No I’m fr one of the Taliban
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Anonymous#121w
Fuuuuuuuuuuuck bro you’re right. I don’t have to deal with that guy slipping roofies into my drinks anymore
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Anonymous#131w
Oh yeah no I wholeheartedly agree but gotta try to max out the yakarma as possible and YikYak bitches love themselves some Mamdani
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Glad you don’t support him. Have an awesome day bro
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Anonymous#111w
Thank you thank you. Actually a special thank you to you bc 11 just so happens to be my favorite number 🙂↔️
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Anonymous#131w
I hope you’re having a fantastic day as well!
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Anonymous#151w
I mean yeah it happened in 2001 and I was so drunk that I don’t even remember anything but I know it happened so I reported it anyways
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Anonymous#11w
💀💀💀
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Anonymous#11w
It'll probably happen too
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Anonymous#161w
LETS BREAK SOME YIKYAK RECORDS. WE CAN ALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER
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Anonymous#181w
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Anonymous#191w
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
if it happened that long ago and you were drunk that kinda increases the odds of it being thrown out
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Anonymous#151w
No because I’m a strong independent woman that commands respect ✊🏼
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Anonymousidkhuh1w
PERIOD BOOO 💅
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Anonymous#211w
Thx queen 🫶🏼
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Anonymous#221w
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Anonymous#231w
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Anonymous#131w
What’s wrong with mamdani?? He’s just making New York affordable that’s literally it
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
stop i love this lmao
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Anonymous#251w
Almost feels as good as my first Fortnite dub
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Anonymous#271w
Big day, little penis 😎
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Anonymous#281w
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING SHASH SOME SHIT
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Anonymous#291w
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Anonymous#311w
But think of the yakarma just from mentioning him
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Anonymous#231w
His policies are bad for the economy and will not work. He’s promising unattainable things to get votes
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Anonymous#321w
And you’re in the comments
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Anonymous1w
Yeah I’m the absolute worst
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Anonymous1w
I’m good ma how are you
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
PROUD OF YOU 🫡
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Anonymous#31w
I don’t think you understand this person is trolling 😭
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Anonymous#371w
I gave a reach around to a monkey
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Hello
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Anonymous#31w
Hello
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Anonymous#341w
Hello
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Hello
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Anonymous#151w
Hello
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Anonymousred_hammer4201w
Hello
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Anonymous#391w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#401w
Where are you from
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Anonymous#411w
Wym
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Anonymous#421w
The one and only
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Where are you from
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
How are you so active on here. What’s your screen time. I just reinstalled after a year
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Anonymous#421w
I work a fairly sedentary job
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Anonymous#441w
Hate that guy
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Anonymous#451w
I def wouldn’t say that
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Hello
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Anonymous#461w
Wild times we living in
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Anonymous#461w
oh that’s why he’s not important to me
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Fr fr can’t believe ppl are stupid enough to vote him in
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Anonymous#461w
why are we voting someone that’s not from the usa. shouldn’t be allowed
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Anonymous#261w
Why not? He grew up here. Moved here at age 7 and now he’s 34 now. And he’s a naturalized citizen.
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Anonymous#261w
Frfr they always have the bad intentions and I bet any other country besides western countries would let that happen
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Anonymous#381w
NYC! My great parents lived in fort George, but we lived in the lower east side.
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Anonymous#381w
hi
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
Gay
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.41w
wtf does that have to do with anything
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Anonymous#381w
Heloo
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Anonymous#396d
why lol
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.46d
Look as someone who has been SA’d I genuinely laughed out loud at “Was SA’d on 9/11 of all days”
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Anonymous#616d
I try to keep it ridiculous yet lighthearted lol. I think it’s so important to be able to laugh. I’m so sorry you actually experienced that and I hope you’ve found peace and justice! You’re a beautiful person 🫶🏼
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Anonymouslittlepenis4.46d
Love that I’m getting downvotes on my comment, sorry you guys don’t like the harsh reality that SA is real and actually happens to people. Anyways thank you for your comment, it means a lot 🫶
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Anonymous#616d
That was ME LMAO IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTED IT INSTEAD OF UPVOTING IT 💀