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littlepenis4.8

Today I am officially cancer free! I reported my SA last night!! Mamdani is now the Mayor & I just got accepted into the most prestigious school of my choice!!!!!!
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Anonymous 14w

one million upvotes for this man

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Anonymous 14w

Broo, so many good things at once! CONGRATS!!!!!!!🍾

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Anonymous 14w

is this satire?

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Anonymous 14w

The people in these comments are actual idiots lmao

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Anonymous 14w

based based based based based based lfgggg

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Anonymous 14w

IM SO HAPPY AND PROUD OF YOU!!

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Anonymous 14w

other than mamdani, that is a lot of really amazing things! i’m sorry u got SA’d and im happy for you

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Anonymous 14w

Rip that libtard got voted in?

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Anonymous 14w

You forgot “MY ROOMMATE MOVED OUT”

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Anonymous 14w

Everything’s great except the Mamdani part

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Anonymous 14w

I love you and so happy for you but as a female, but I’m worried about SA rising now that he is mayor 🥲

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Anonymous 14w

everything is great and i’m so proud of you. Besides mamdani tho tbh!

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Anonymous 14w

Out of all the things that never happened, that happened the least out of all of them

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Anonymous 14w

Jarvis I’m low on karma

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Anonymous 14w

idk if I would say it’s a good think mamdani is mayor

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Anonymous 14w

ON THE UP AND UP YK ITTTT

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Anonymous 14w

the amount of people who think this is serious is making me giggle

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Anonymous 14w

so proud of you little penis 4.4

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Anonymous 13w

as someone who has a chronic illness, lets go man 💪🏾

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Anonymous 14w

Congrats

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Anonymous 14w

Mamdanis win is obviously bad but congrats on the other stuff

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Anonymous 14w

Omfg you’re the GOAT!!!! Congratulations I’m so proud of and happy for you!

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Anonymous 14w

i love ur acc icon

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Anonymous 14w

CONGRATSSSSSS🙏🏽🙏🏽

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Anonymous 14w

So glad you’re cancer free! That’s amazing! God is good ❤️ I hate that you were SA but I’m glad you were brave enough to report it. Praying something gets done soon!

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Anonymous 14w

SLAY!!! Love this for you!

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Anonymous 14w

Big dubs

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Anonymous 14w

CONGRATU FUCKING LATIONS SO PROUD OF YOU!!!!!!!

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Anonymous 14w

who’s mamdani??! i’ve been hearing sm abt him

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Anonymous 14w

HALLELUJAH 🙌🏽🙌🏽

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Anonymous 14w

CONGRATS

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Anonymous 14w

That's fireeee

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Anonymous 14w

WHAT AN AMAZING DAY

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Anonymous 14w

who did you SA

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Anonymous 14w

YES LITTLE PENIS I LOVE THIS FOR YOU !!

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Anonymous 14w

i’m proud of you dude :)

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Anonymous 14w

Are you the original little p?

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Anonymous 14w

BoFa University?

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Anonymous 14w

Danggit

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Anonymous 14w

Congrats!!! Which school?

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Anonymous 14w

YAAAYYYYYYY

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Anonymous 14w

How are you doing

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Anonymous 14w

you deserve the world

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Anonymous 14w

YES!

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Anonymous 14w

Congratulations!!!!

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Anonymous 13w

How are you doing

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Anonymous 14w

yay yay boo

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Anonymous 14w

Jarvis, I’m low on yakarma

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Anonymous 14w

“Jarvis, im low on karma”

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

Thank you thank you I really deserve it for all the hard work and struggles I’ve been through lately

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Anonymous replying to -> pink_file_cabinet67 14w

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

It’s a little overwhelming

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Most definitely. We’re used to handling a lot of bad things at once, that the opposite happening is a lot. I say bask in it. It’s an oasis in the desert. Treat yourself, record videos for posterity. Be overwhelmed goodly

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

Oh so I should wait until I’m recording my face to start crying? Like cry for the camera and post it on my TikTok?

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Nah, cry for yourself and save it to Google drive. In 10 years when you’re having a bad day, play it back to remember who’s boss

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

Just record how you feel rn. Journal or video or audio or something. It’s an incredible moment

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

Talk to corporate like a BOSS approve memos like a BOSS

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Yes! Cause you are a BOSS. A crying boss is still a boss

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

Meet a giant fish like a BOSS fuck it’s brains out like a BOSS

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Anonymous replying to -> red_hammer420 14w

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 14w

No I really had rectal cancer and was SAd on 9/11 of all days 😒

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 14w

Stop stop I cannot take too much more kindness 😭😭😭😭

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Anonymous 14w

Nah I got SAd by some asshole all because I hijacked his airplane that day. I tell ya the nerve of some people…

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 14w

Is this what Drake felt like?? 🤗 Not the talking to Millie Bobbie Brown Drake but the started from the bottom now we here Drake

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

you should leak his name and address to the IDF and tell them he supports palestine

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 14w

I gotta find a way to play double agent to see if I can get Israel & Palestine to just “hug” each other to nonexistence

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 14w

Owe it all to this man too

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

bro no way ppl actually buy ts 😭🥀

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 14w

No I’m fr one of the Taliban

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 14w

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck bro you’re right. I don’t have to deal with that guy slipping roofies into my drinks anymore

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 14w

Oh yeah no I wholeheartedly agree but gotta try to max out the yakarma as possible and YikYak bitches love themselves some Mamdani

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Glad you don’t support him. Have an awesome day bro

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 14w

Thank you thank you. Actually a special thank you to you bc 11 just so happens to be my favorite number 🙂‍↔️

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 14w

I hope you’re having a fantastic day as well!

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 14w

I mean yeah it happened in 2001 and I was so drunk that I don’t even remember anything but I know it happened so I reported it anyways

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

💀💀💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 14w

It'll probably happen too

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 14w

LETS BREAK SOME YIKYAK RECORDS. WE CAN ALL BE IN THE HISTORY BOOKS TOGETHER

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 14w

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

if it happened that long ago and you were drunk that kinda increases the odds of it being thrown out

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 14w

No because I’m a strong independent woman that commands respect ✊🏼

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Anonymous replying to -> idkhuh 14w

PERIOD BOOO 💅

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 14w

What’s wrong with mamdani?? He’s just making New York affordable that’s literally it

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

stop i love this lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #25 14w

Almost feels as good as my first Fortnite dub

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Anonymous replying to -> #27 14w

Big day, little penis 😎

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 14w

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH LETS FUCKING SHASH SOME SHIT

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Anonymous replying to -> #29 14w

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 14w

But think of the yakarma just from mentioning him

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 14w

His policies are bad for the economy and will not work. He’s promising unattainable things to get votes

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Anonymous replying to -> #32 14w

And you’re in the comments

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Anonymous 14w

Yeah I’m the absolute worst

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Anonymous 14w

I’m good ma how are you

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

PROUD OF YOU 🫡

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Anonymous replying to -> #37 14w

I gave a reach around to a monkey

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #34 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #15 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> red_hammer420 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 14w

Where are you from

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Anonymous replying to -> #40 14w

Where are you from

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Anonymous replying to -> #41 14w

Wym

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 14w

The one and only

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Where are you from

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

How are you so active on here. What’s your screen time. I just reinstalled after a year

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Anonymous replying to -> #42 14w

I work a fairly sedentary job

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Anonymous replying to -> #44 14w

Hate that guy

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Anonymous replying to -> #45 14w

I def wouldn’t say that

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #46 14w

Wild times we living in

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Anonymous replying to -> #46 14w

oh that’s why he’s not important to me

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Fr fr can’t believe ppl are stupid enough to vote him in

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Anonymous replying to -> #46 14w

why are we voting someone that’s not from the usa. shouldn’t be allowed

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 14w

Why not? He grew up here. Moved here at age 7 and now he’s 34 now. And he’s a naturalized citizen.

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 14w

Frfr they always have the bad intentions and I bet any other country besides western countries would let that happen

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 14w

NYC! My great parents lived in fort George, but we lived in the lower east side.

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 14w

hi

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Gay

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

wtf does that have to do with anything

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 14w

Heloo

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Anonymous replying to -> #39 14w

why lol

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Look as someone who has been SA’d I genuinely laughed out loud at “Was SA’d on 9/11 of all days”

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Anonymous replying to -> #61 14w

I try to keep it ridiculous yet lighthearted lol. I think it’s so important to be able to laugh. I’m so sorry you actually experienced that and I hope you’ve found peace and justice! You’re a beautiful person 🫶🏼

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Love that I’m getting downvotes on my comment, sorry you guys don’t like the harsh reality that SA is real and actually happens to people. Anyways thank you for your comment, it means a lot 🫶

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Anonymous replying to -> #61 14w

That was ME LMAO IM SO SORRY I ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTED IT INSTEAD OF UPVOTING IT 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #61 14w

I fixed it though hahaha

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.8 14w

Lmaooooo okay

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Anonymous replying to -> #63 14w

you do realize this post was a joke right

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Anonymous replying to -> #22 14w

I did not my bad

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Anonymous replying to -> #63 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 14w

Hello

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Anonymous replying to -> #64 13w

Hello

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