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no bc did u know that being on birth control can make u LACTATE (i have the nexaplon)?!?!?! omg i was playing with my nips as i do and MILK SHOT OUT?!?!? dude my heart dropped. i almost became a mom…
29 upvotes, 18 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "no bc did u know that being on birth control can make u LACTATE (i have the nexaplon)?!?!?! omg i was playing with my nips as i do and MILK SHOT OUT?!?!? dude my heart dropped. i almost became a mom…"
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Anonymous 1d

wait wtf omg i hate being a woman sometimes 😭

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Anonymous 1d

i’m crying at the wording of this i’m sorry that was really funny but i’m so sorry about the milk💀💀💀💀

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Anonymous 1d

Nexplanon is something else dude. I was on it and NO ONE WARNED ME that it basically prevents pregnancy by tricking your body into thinking you’re already pregnant 😭 I had morning sickness, cravings, weight gain, tenderness, all of it for like 2 months in the beginning. I want to get back on it but not with all that

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Anonymous 1d

Damn I like my nexplanon 🫪 it gives me weird cycles but no cramps and sometimes no period at all

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Anonymous 1d

nooooo i was thinking about getting it 😭

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Anonymous 1d

What tf…

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

no literally!!

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

girl listen to this tho, last i literally went into labor and GAVE BIRTH to part of my uterus

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

WHAT?! babe u are one of our true warriors. saluting u as i type this 🫡

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

my gyno was like “wow i’ve only ever read about this” 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

i LOVE my nexaplon but no id want it out immediatelyyy too if i had all those symptoms omg but instead im a dairy cow🤗🤗

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

you what.. 😟

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1d

i get the shot! no side effects that i’ve experienced and so easy

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

yeah feel free to DM with questions…i don’t want to further traumatize people in this thread 💀

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

That’s noting, you have no idea what we as men have to go through every single day. I wanted chicken fingers, but mom made me pizza instead!

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

What?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

How much dairy we talking is it drops or full on lactation?

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 1d

yeah…

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