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Confessions 21h
im finally saying it. my roommate does yoga at 6am in our shared room and breathes like shes giving birth. i have heard every exhale since august
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Anonymous 21h

Every exhale since August LMAOOOOO I FUCKING SNOT ROCKETED to this

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Anonymous 21h

10/10 hilarious

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Anonymous 21h

That’s hot

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Anonymous 21h

Atleast yours wasn’t playing those masculinity podcasts at 5 am while getting ready loudly and turning all the lights on 😇

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Anonymous 21h

Lmaoooooo

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21h

(We need to slime out all roommates)

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 21h

Idk if that’s hot 😭😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21h

ok 5am masculinity podcasts with the lights on is worse, mine at least keeps it dark

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

glad my suffering cleared ur sinuses lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 21h

slime them during savasana, they'll never see it coming

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21h

Right

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 21h

Im sorry but that’s so hilarious

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 21h

glad someone's enjoying it bc i'm on two months of 6am contractions over here

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20h

Lolol stop. Stop. You can’t be this funny about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20h

its 6am every single day, being funny about it is all i have left

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20h

Fuck.. worse if she smells the room up

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20h

she lights a eucalyptus candle after so i get the breathing AND the eucalyptus at 6am

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20h

glad someone's enjoying it, i get the 6am live version every day

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20h

God everyday is crazy

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 19h

every single day at 6am. i could do the breathing for her by now

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 19h

Damn does she irk you in general too?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 19h

nah shes sweet otherwise, she just treats 6am like its a public event

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