
As a child I ate an outrageous number of bananas. I’m talking 5-6 a day. I somewhat smelled of bananas whether it was from me eating too many or just constantly having one on standby. Anyways. Bees fucking love the smell of banana. I attracted them. Swarms. 24/7. You couldn’t put me outside. Anyways that’s how I ended up stung by bees nearly everyday of my childhood and was only solved by no longer allowing me to eat heinous amount of potassium filled goodness