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Lunch is on me today 😌🙃 What would everyone like?
3248 upvotes, 104 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "Lunch is on me today 😌🙃 What would everyone like?"
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Anonymous 13w

Maybe just like a water cup and some ice chips bro

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Anonymous 13w

It’s ok bro focus on yourself

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Anonymous 13w

i’ll get my own lunch today bro!

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Anonymous 13w

You taking donations?

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Anonymous 13w

For you to get out the negatives bro, goddamn😂😂😂

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Anonymous 13w

I’m in the mood for a sweet treat so I’ll get some sugar water pls

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Anonymous 13w

i think you should invest in the cafe bro im good i got me

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Anonymous 13w

It’s rough out here

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Anonymous 13w

hmmm yea i’ll have the ribeye n 2 sides 😭

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Anonymous 13w

Yuh lemme get a fillet mignon my Goodman

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Anonymous 13w

you gonna get mad if i ask for dessert? 🥹

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Anonymous 13w

Two dimes cover

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Anonymous 13w

Hope u got overdraft

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Anonymous 13w

I’m ngl 😭 some of y’all are ruining the joke. It’s supposed to be a realistic post because most of us are struggling. It’s okay if you got grands and grands but don’t flaunt because most of us are actually trying to get by. Be humble babes muah love ya

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Anonymous 13w

Bro I wanna help you out😭nobody should be down in money this much

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Anonymous 13w

Do you want some help lol 😂 and I would like a small fries from chick fil a please

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Anonymous 13w

I’ll take uhhhhhhhh straw. Thanks

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Anonymous 13w

Some ass 🍑

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Anonymous 13w

Yk what man im not even hungry fr

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Anonymous 13w

lemme get a 10 piece meal

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Anonymous 13w

well I think I’m good for today twin

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Anonymous 13w

Can I have some air please

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Anonymous 13w

i’ll get uh quarter pounder with cheese lettuce tomatoes, with some fries on the side and ketchup, add some chicken nuggets to that too. uhhhh and a coke to wash it all down maybe an icecream sundae as well! thankyou ur so thoughtful!!❤️

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Anonymous 13w

yk i’m not too hungry

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Anonymous 13w

He did the chase glitch 😭😭😭

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Anonymous 13w

some cfa

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Anonymous 13w

crab rangoons pls 🥺

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Anonymous 13w

Lunch on me today!!

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Anonymous 13w

So real for this😭

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Anonymous 13w

Yeah… my tuition payment just bounced back because it had put my account at -300 some dollars 😭

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Anonymous 13w
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Anonymous 13w

How your shit go that negative my card just declines

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Anonymous 13w

Red lobster

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Anonymous 13w

Oof well I at least feel better about my account now

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Anonymous 13w

CHICKFLA!!!

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Anonymous 13w

Wait we get to eat it…. Off of you?

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Anonymous 13w

I’ll just take the negative sign 🫶🏾that’ll fill me up

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Anonymous 13w

I’ll try the truffles and caviar tasting menu tonight, with a glass of white

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Anonymous 13w

Nah fam.. lunch on me…

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Anonymous 13w

Filet mignon pls

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Anonymous 13w

rock soup

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Anonymous 13w

Air might be too much

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Anonymous 12w

$5

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Anonymous 12w

Well if you insist…… 🤭🤭

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Anonymous 12w

It’s the thought that counts

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Anonymous 12w

I want a tomahawk steak and a cocktail

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Anonymous 12w

Ill just go to the dinner hall bro, you keep that

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Anonymous 12w

negatives is crazy

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Anonymous 12w

Gimme some of that gold flaked wagyu with caviar garnish bro bro 🙏🙏

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Anonymous 12w

My saliva sounds great

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

You sure you don’t want no entree

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

It’s cool, you’ve got enough on your plate rn anyways

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 13w

Just add some salt to the water for flavor

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 13w

Come on now how about a slice of cake

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 13w

😭 ignore the minus sign babes we rich

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Anonymous replying to -> #11 13w

No babes it’s on me

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Baby, I don’t wanna set you back another three weeks

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 13w

Babes we is good we up now get what you like.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

In that case, you got enough for an appetizer to start?

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 13w

Yes 🙂

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w

DAMN

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w

Not bro flexing on us brokies

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w
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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w

You got some spare change

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Don’t worry I got a credit card 🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Ya but what’s that gonna do if you don’t have overdraft and get an NSF fee

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Nooo if you already don’t have money don’t use your credit card

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Well my bank doesn’t charge those fees so if it declines just put it on my credit 😌

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

It’s okay I get cash back 🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Cash back ain’t going to pay your credit card off 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Well I can convert it to cash capital one loves me baby 🙃

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

That’s why they gave me $241 🙂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Yo tell #18 he a bitch for blocking me

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

😭 Alright

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

I didn’t block you 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Tf I do

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Anonymous 13w

U just replied to me again

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Anonymous 13w

But thank u appreciate the effort

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Idk u blocked me

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Idk why it did that 😭 I clicked their number

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

No I didn’t? What reason would I have to block you..

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Ya u did u just unblocked me

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Bro no I didn’t. How are you going to tell me what tf I did

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Idk dude I couldn’t see your comments now I can. But I think we can both agree OP’s financial decisions are dogshit

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

This is anonymous so they probably blocked you on another post and you were a different number. I don’t know, but it is anonymous so we don’t know who we’re blocking. 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

You’re right but at least my bills are paid and the job I work that only pays 13.62 an hr somehow isn’t enough so aye

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

The thing is, if I blocked them on another post they’d be blocked overall and I wouldn’t have even seen their number to begin with. So that’s why Im confused as to why they were telling me I blocked them 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

U should consider selling drugs or maybe low level crime

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Im not here to judge my financial decisions are shit too lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 13w

Bail is more expensive than my rent I’m good

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Idk maybe yikyak is tripping dawg I can see u now

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Ya but petty crime is fun and helps the economy

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Anonymous replying to -> #16 13w

I’m in college it’s hard to make money I would have way more if I didn’t just spend all of it lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Yeah lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 13w

So like. Wanna make an arrangement or (im absolutely joking btw)

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 13w

Hahah! Definitely could lol 😂🤣🤣you’re the funniest person I’ve ever seen on this app

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Anonymous replying to -> #33 13w

Down?! 😭 babes we is up

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Anonymous replying to -> #44 13w

Aww well let me add the tip

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

We work hard. It’s okay for us to be proud too 🙂

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Anonymous replying to -> #43 13w

But be humble really because you are very lucky to have that much as a college student. Idk if you’re in my age bracket I’m 22 so

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Anonymous replying to -> #43 13w

Ya go fuck yourself

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 13w

Guaranteed that’s daddy’s money

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Anonymous replying to -> #17 12w

got any spare change for a college cripple

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Anonymous replying to -> #26 12w

Usually when you get a debit card you can choose to have it decline or go negative with extra charges after a period of time but that’s just my bank

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