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Fuck. I sighed at a pic of my ex today. Guess it’s time to set that appointment with my fuck buddy I’ve been procrastinating on.
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Anonymous 1d

Get in touch with my personal assistant and we’ll set something up

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Anonymous 1d

what’s the correlation

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Hahaha funny, not meeting up with someone off yikyak though.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Don’t worry, we know each other

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

No we don’t! Being weird #1, OP wasn’t talking to you…yes I’m talking to myself

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

I’ll give you props for funny though 😄 I’m sure you do fine out in the wild. I was pushing it for my preferences finding a guy on a dating app, because I prefer in person meetings and not casual ideally but that’s not the situation I need rn yikyak is too far though.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Thank you thank you, I’m currently single, prefer Pepsi and want to drain the ocean so I can hike the longest mountain range on earth, but that would start the apocalypse

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1d

Tend to look at my exes more if I haven’t been with anyone in a while.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

just imagine if you and #1 actually are neighbors like you live 3 blocks away and neither of you know it

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1d

Except I live in the liminal space between reality and the active volcanoes of Iceland

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

& I’m on the western tip of the Bermuda Triangle.

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