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The update nobody yet a few people wanted: yes i found something and yes it was good 😩
We are in the process of moving so my sex toys are all packed up (dumb idea ik) and im super horny, so i keep looking around for things i can fuck myself with 😞
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Anonymous 1d

What was it? Rolling pin, ladle handle, brush, soda can, spaghetti, water bottle, chair leg, corner of table or food?

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

The handle of a lint roller

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Oh nice. Yeah one of your toys should always be packed in you instead of in boxes

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Yeah i fucked up on that, i was on my period and didn’t think itd take this long to close on the house 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Yeah, just gotta make better habits in the new place, like a lovense flexer or something

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

No doubts there, we should be moving soon and i wont be making that same mistake again trust 🫡

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Yeah it’ll be a lot more difficult, but also a lot worse, to lose it if it’s on your g spot 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Should honestly get myself a man ngl but some of em just play way too much for me 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Naw, then you gotta worry about preg and sti and him knowing what you like and schedules. A good toy with a app you can just pull your phone out and turn yourself on anytime without the risks is much better

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

True there but a toy cant cuddle me afterwards 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

No, but a heated weighted blanket doesn’t fart

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

Cant take me out to dinner though either 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

How often is this man actually gonna do that???

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1d

More often than anyone else does and certainly more than a sex toy and a blanket

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 1d

Touché

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