We are in the process of moving so my sex toys are all packed up (dumb idea ik) and im super horny, so i keep looking around for things i can fuck myself with 😞
What was it? Rolling pin, ladle handle, brush, soda can, spaghetti, water bottle, chair leg, corner of table or food?
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Anonymous#11d
The handle of a lint roller
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AnonymousOP1d
Oh nice. Yeah one of your toys should always be packed in you instead of in boxes
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Anonymous#11d
Yeah i fucked up on that, i was on my period and didn’t think itd take this long to close on the house 😞
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AnonymousOP1d
Yeah, just gotta make better habits in the new place, like a lovense flexer or something
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Anonymous#11d
No doubts there, we should be moving soon and i wont be making that same mistake again trust 🫡
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AnonymousOP1d
Yeah it’ll be a lot more difficult, but also a lot worse, to lose it if it’s on your g spot 😭
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Anonymous#11d
Should honestly get myself a man ngl but some of em just play way too much for me 😞
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AnonymousOP1d
Naw, then you gotta worry about preg and sti and him knowing what you like and schedules. A good toy with a app you can just pull your phone out and turn yourself on anytime without the risks is much better
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Anonymous#11d
True there but a toy cant cuddle me afterwards 😞
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AnonymousOP1d
No, but a heated weighted blanket doesn’t fart
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Anonymous#11d
Cant take me out to dinner though either 😔
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AnonymousOP1d
How often is this man actually gonna do that???
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Anonymous#11d
More often than anyone else does and certainly more than a sex toy and a blanket