I told my bf that sometimes during sex I think about our grocery list (I can’t help it we need to buy eggs)
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Anonymous8w
omg thought it was j me
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Anonymous8w
bro only the best sex of my life will keep my attention the entire time, i swear im medicated 😭
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Anonymous8w
🤨
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Anonymous8w
Is jorkin it on your to-do list? It is on mine. My to-do list is just
- Jork off
- Jork good
- Jork hard
- Get high
- Jork
- Guess what mfer? Jork it!
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Anonymous8w
I just need to like beat box 420
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Anonymous#48w
Real af tho cause I’ll be doing the deed and stop to ask if we bought eggs for the week
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Anonymous#48w
Wouldn’t that mean you’re bored and he should be doing a better job?
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Anonymous#48w
Walmart for 60 for $7 rn
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Anonymous#98w
No, I could be having the time of my life and still be thinking about other shit. I was deadass on a roller coaster thinking about my book I’m writing one time 💀
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Anonymous#98w
Absolutely not. I just can’t focus on one solid thing for more than a minute
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Anonymous#48w
One time I genuinely stopped mid-pipe (lesbian btw) to write something on my calendar