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i love burgers so much i hope to turn into a burger one day
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Anonymous 4w

This is how I feel about seals

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Anonymous 4w

If I were going to be something else I wouldn’t pick a food personally

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Anonymous 4w

I’d turn into a New Mexico style green chile cheeseburger

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Anonymous 4w

Yes make sure there is meat between your buns

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT SEALS ARE SO CUTE

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

always a MAN here to ruin it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

WHY AM I FORSAKEN TO THIS MISERABLE HUMAN LIFE WHEN I COULD BE ACHIEVING MY GOALS OF TRUE AND ABSOLUTE WHIMSY

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

RIGHTTT??? IF I COULD BE A CHEESEBURGER ID EAT MYSELF

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Cannabis or wtv it is

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

hey i love cannabis too

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

???

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

I like this take much better than a food.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

Nevermind… I read the rest

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Humans idea of seal life: 🦭 🌊💫 “Absolute whimsy” Majestic af. Cute

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Actual seal life: Cold af artic ocean Ocean smells Spend your entire life thinking *seal… seal… seal… … seal* only eat fish. Have to catch food, sometimes don’t eat. Eaten by shark. No hands or legs

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

wait to ruin it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

way*

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Nah

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

Tbf, ignorance might be bliss. Spending your entire life sleeping on the beach thinking about absolutely nothing might not be that bad

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

💯

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 4w

That’s brutal

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Friend?

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