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i love burgers so much i hope to turn into a burger one day

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Anonymous 23w

This is how I feel about seals

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Anonymous 23w

If I were going to be something else I wouldn’t pick a food personally

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Anonymous 23w

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Anonymous 23w

I’d turn into a New Mexico style green chile cheeseburger

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Anonymous 23w

Yes make sure there is meat between your buns

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Anonymous

#1 23w

YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT SEALS ARE SO CUTE

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Anonymous

#2 23w

always a MAN here to ruin it

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Anonymous

OP 23w

WHY AM I FORSAKEN TO THIS MISERABLE HUMAN LIFE WHEN I COULD BE ACHIEVING MY GOALS OF TRUE AND ABSOLUTE WHIMSY

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Anonymous

#1 23w

RIGHTTT??? IF I COULD BE A CHEESEBURGER ID EAT MYSELF

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Anonymous

OP 23w

Cannabis or wtv it is

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Anonymous

#1 23w

hey i love cannabis too

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Anonymous

#2 23w

???

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Anonymous

#1 23w

I like this take much better than a food.

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Anonymous

#1 23w

Nevermind… I read the rest

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Anonymous

#4 23w

Humans idea of seal life: 🦭 🌊💫 “Absolute whimsy” Majestic af. Cute

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Anonymous

#4 23w

Actual seal life: Cold af artic ocean Ocean smells Spend your entire life thinking *seal… seal… seal… … seal* only eat fish. Have to catch food, sometimes don’t eat. Eaten by shark. No hands or legs

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Anonymous

#4 23w

wait to ruin it

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Anonymous

OP 23w

way*

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Anonymous

#4 23w

Nah

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Anonymous

#4 23w

Tbf, ignorance might be bliss. Spending your entire life sleeping on the beach thinking about absolutely nothing might not be that bad

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Anonymous

#1 23w

💯

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Anonymous

#4 23w

That’s brutal

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Anonymous

OP 23w

Friend?

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