If I were going to be something else I wouldn’t pick a food personally
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Anonymous36w
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Anonymous36w
I’d turn into a New Mexico style green chile cheeseburger
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Anonymous36w
Yes make sure there is meat between your buns
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Anonymous#136w
YOURE SO REAL FOR THAT SEALS ARE SO CUTE
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Anonymous#236w
always a MAN here to ruin it
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AnonymousOP36w
WHY AM I FORSAKEN TO THIS MISERABLE HUMAN LIFE WHEN I COULD BE ACHIEVING MY GOALS OF TRUE AND ABSOLUTE WHIMSY
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Anonymous#136w
RIGHTTT??? IF I COULD BE A CHEESEBURGER ID EAT MYSELF
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AnonymousOP36w
Cannabis or wtv it is
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Anonymous#136w
hey i love cannabis too
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Anonymous#136w
I like this take much better than a food.
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Anonymous#136w
Nevermind…
I read the rest
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Anonymous#436w
Humans idea of seal life:
🦭 🌊💫
“Absolute whimsy”
Majestic af. Cute
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Anonymous#436w
Actual seal life:
Cold af artic ocean
Ocean smells
Spend your entire life thinking *seal… seal… seal… … seal* only eat fish. Have to catch food, sometimes don’t eat. Eaten by shark. No hands or legs
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Anonymous#436w
wait to ruin it
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AnonymousOP36w
way*
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Anonymous#436w
Nah
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Anonymous#436w
Tbf, ignorance might be bliss.
Spending your entire life sleeping on the beach thinking about absolutely nothing might not be that bad