
oh this man rips ass and there’s been times where i’ve tired to leave the room bc it stunk so bad and he held me down so i couldn’t leave. he can go from looking pregnant to having a flat stomach bc of how long his farts are. in the mornings and right before bed i swear they’re like 10 seconds long and either straight air or something that smells like it came out of the devils asshole after eating eggs, broccoli, beans and whatever other stinky foods you can think of