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i just want to be able to fart normally again. i started seeing this man and now im fart shy like all the time and idk why bc idc if i fart infront of him
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Anonymous 4w

get a guy who’s into farts, problem solved

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

oh this man rips ass and there’s been times where i’ve tired to leave the room bc it stunk so bad and he held me down so i couldn’t leave. he can go from looking pregnant to having a flat stomach bc of how long his farts are. in the mornings and right before bed i swear they’re like 10 seconds long and either straight air or something that smells like it came out of the devils asshole after eating eggs, broccoli, beans and whatever other stinky foods you can think of

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

honestly it sounds like you may both be into it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

absolutely not. he’s just a gassy guy and i’m not gonna shame him for bodily actions

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

not saying you should.

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