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I wish I had a dick for the sole purpose of being able to pee without pulling my pants down
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Anonymous 4w

So annoying when I’m wearing a belt and a tucked dress shirt and I have to redo everything every time

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Anonymous 4w

Are those pee funnels as janky as they look? I was born with a dick (yes, I’m aware of my privilege) and I’ve always viewed them with a mixture of amusement, suspicion, and sympathy.

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Anonymous 4w

trust me you don’t, one time your ballsack skin gets caught in the zipper and you never try to do it again

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Anonymous 4w

STP packer

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Anonymous 4w

I be peeing like butters from South Park

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 4w

True but they’re expensive and I wouldn’t want a huge bulge in my pants

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

I haven’t tried one yet, they look so uncomfortable 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 4w

That’s why you fold everything back into your underwear before you zip up

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

lol fair enough. Most of my afab friends are outdoorsy types and none of them have ever mentioned using them, which probably tells me everything I need to know

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

nanana shut up

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 4w

I don’t go to burger king and tell you how to do your job

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