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Some men are WAYYYY too insecure about their masculinity like… I’m straight, but if it came down to it, I’d suck some dick if it meant I got one million dollars yk? And still be confident that I like women.
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Anonymous 5w

I mean I just don’t want to cause I don’t want to.

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Anonymous 5w

Hell yeah, bro. I’d suck dick for a milly too. 🤝🏽

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Anonymous 5w

I’d do a bunch of things for a million dollars, you’re talking several years worth of salary in a moment?

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Anonymous 5w

No amount of money can put a dick in my mouth.

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Anonymous 5w

Nah bro you just gay. And there’s nothing wrong w that

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Anonymous 5w

It’s crazy how people try to justify their closeted sexual desires with a made up monetary proposal

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Anonymous 5w

I wouldn’t do it but that’s because I feel like it’d be giving money power over my religion and spiritual beliefs

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Anonymous 4w

If everyone knew about it I wouldn’t. If no one knew then I’d do it 💀

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Anonymous 4w

Uhhh 😬 This is the problem with every single man on the planet! Weak spineless sellouts???

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Anonymous 5w

I guess you will suck it even for a grand 😂

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Anonymous 5w

Rape*

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

You’re telling me that one billion dollars wouldn’t get you on your knees? Don’t lie now…

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 5w

Not lying, no way I’m putting a dick in my mouth. Idc about money like that. I’m okay working a normal job.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

You can be okay living a normal job but ONE BILLION DOLLARS!? I was talking a million but with ONE BILLION you would never have to even think of working again and still live fruitfully. You could support your own family in a freaking mansion and get pretty much anything you’ve ever wanted. For the cost of one dih in the mouth you could literally be surrounded by hot girls the rest of your life at your leisure. Or donate a ton to charity if that’s your speed

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

I mean I don’t want a dick in my mouth but if it meant one million dollars…

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Yeah okay buddy you’re just larping atp like you’d do damn near anything for a billion and you’d be wise to do so

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

Sorry meant to respond to #2

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 5w

Nah y’all just like dick and are afraid to admit it

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

So this is exhibit A of the fragile masculinity I was talking about 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

Ehhhh a grand is pushing it I can make a grand by doing an Amazon commercial or selling foot pics lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 5w

Even if I was gay there ain’t nothing I gotta “justify” bc being gay ain’t wrong tf? Maybe I’m reading too into it but your comment REEKS of underlying homophobia. Secondly, a million can get you so many places it’s not like you have to end a life or do some morally wrong shi you’re just sucking a dick like 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Keep telling yourself that. You’ll come out the closet one day bud.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Honestly this just tells me you know literally nothing about money

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Shi actually I take that back, if it was guaranteed CLEAN dick then I’m going for it cuz that’s some easy money right there

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

That’s a very conversationally ending comment but I’m not done w you I’m genuinely curious. No more random jabs of confidence here, just pure adult discussion: let’s say it’s MAXIMUM one minute of dick in yo mouth for a billion. That’s one minute of your WHOLE life and the only thing suffering is your so delicate manhood, why wouldn’t you do that?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

No dick will ever be in my mouth. No amount of money will ever change that. There’s no dollar amount that will make me gay like you. I love women and only women.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

I don't wanna do a lot of things but there's a lot of things I'd do for $1m lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

Okay that’s a fair statement, I’m not very religiously educated, but is homosexuality in your religion defined as a state of mind or a series of acts? Because for a million dollars, you can definitely suck dick and still consciously know that you ain’t gay. And if it is how you act rather than how you think, what does your religion consider gay? Would it be any form of expression of love or sexuality towards another man?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

I love how you just can’t keep yourself from trying to verbally attack me bc you feel your “masculine” mentality being threatened. So if you love women, I assume you’re a family man? Because at a billion, or even a million, this goes beyond money. In an average man’s life, he works some 9-5 job (which with traffic and getting ready is more like an 8-6), and has to do this job for almost 50 hours a week every week for 50+ years of life. You are (hold on word limit lemme continue)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

* leaving the woman you love and only love for about 130,000 hours of your whole life at that equation. And if it’s 40 hours a week then it’s around 100,000-110,000. You get to not have to worry about ANY of that for one small bit of suffering. Your kids can have a bountiful life and amazing relationship with their dad, and your wife wouldn’t ever have to go without you unless she wanted to. You are making your family suffer by not spending a couple minutes being uncomfortable.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

That’s a good question and I’m not 100% sure but I my personal opinion is that engaging in sexual acts with a member of the same gender is a sin. Not necessarily showing love and affection. (I’m by no means a religious and I also consider premarital sex similar in vain.) I think if I were to be forced than it’s one thing, but voluntarily doing it for money has always seemed out of the question for me.

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 5w

Okay I respect that, thank you for your input

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

You’re telling me right now that you wouldn’t suck a dick for a million?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

No bro I really wouldn’t. Why is that surprising to you? Does this hypothetical scenario really justify your mindset? Why would that thought even cross your mind? What else are you willing to do for money is the question. Respect yourself dude.

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

I'd argue I have too much respect for myself to let an easy life style upgrade slip through my fingers like that

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

Bruh it does NOT cost me very much self respect to suck dih if I get a million dollars, do you know how much money that is? I could retire by 40 if I just invested it, that’s ten times what most people make in a year instantly transferred to your bank account Id rather have money than die broke but proving to myself that im heterosexual, like its not that serious

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Anonymous replying to -> #9 5w

So if someone offered you a billion to tape a 5 year old girl you’d do it?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

So by your logic, you would be okay mustering an innocent kid in front of his mom for 1 billion dollars?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

No, the whole point is easy money. Sucking dick is not that deep

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Auto correct… murdering

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Are you seriously comparing consensually sucking an adult dick for however long to raping a 5 year old girl 🫩

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Okay, if you were told to have “consensual” sex with a 5 year old you’d take the billion?

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

To paraphrase a good point that someone who quoted this post said: when sucking dih, there’s a money difference between prostitution and just an easy opportunity to having an amazing life. In my personal opinion, one million dollars is an easy opportunity rather than a self-disrespecting act of prostitution. I don’t mean to upset you (as you’re clearly upset), but yes it does surprise me that you find sucking a dick and possibly hurting your ego SO REVOLTING to not get one million

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

But fucking a 5 year old would only take a few minutes. There’s your easy million dollar opportunity. Your life will be great. Your wife will be happy. What’s wrong with it?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Seriously 😐

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

Just using the same level of stupidity to argue with your fuck ass ideas

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

I feel this is either Very Dumb or J Stupid

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

This post? I agree.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

The thing is you’re acting like sucking a dick is on the same level as child rape which tells me EXACTLY the kind of person you are. Raping a child has everlasting consequences on the child, is illegal, and above all else we should all be able to realize that that is very morally wrong. Sucking a dick for an infinitely better life does not have either of the three things I mentioned.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Can’t have intelligent conversations with stupid people. So I just showed you how did you look.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

It’s not rape, I fixed it so it matches your little game. It’s consensual.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

Omg same fucking account as the child rape one wtf. You’re saying “by your logic” and then completely taking it out of proportion just because you think you’re making a good point. Sucking a dick should not be the same morality as murdering a child in your mind and hopefully you know that.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Dude you’re projecting. Why would I be upset that you wanna suck dick for a million and justify it with an easy life? Good for you man, I hope you suck that fuck out of that dick. Get that money, but you publicly asked other people for input so we gave it. You’re gay bro, the fact that this thought popped in your head and you willingly typed it out and posted it says it all. Gay people are hella cool. All this juxtaposition you saying is actually kinda sad, your mentality to life is pathetic.

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

These dudes are so lost lmao

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

They could have just posted “I’m interested in sucking dick”

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

There is no such thing as consensual sex with someone under 18, still morally wrong, don’t really know what you’re getting at now.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

It’s easy money dude. You got this. 1 billion, you can change your life, remember?

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

I did ask people for input and so I’m accepting and questioning that input (except for the fucker that is comparing sucking dih to child rape) also, you cannot type like that and expect me to not think you’re upset lmao. You can call me gay all you want but I have nothing to prove to you because I know that I am straight, and in fact, that is what the whole other half of this post is talking about. You’re calling me taking an almost unmissable opportunity for a better life (word limit)

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

LOST. Smh you can’t communicate w them. They’re so far gone in trying to justify this nonsense that there’s no reasonable way to say you don’t want a dick in your mouth as a man. To say I have integrity and refuse to participate is taboo to them because their mentality is the only correct way to cut corners and live a “good” life.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

* “Pathetic” just because you can’t handle someone thinking less of you due to sucking a dick lmao. So before you probably stop responding or just resort to calling me names instead of conversing, I want to ask you something. If this was a clean magical dick that would grant you and everyone you love everything you’ve ever wanted, nobody would ever know you sucked it, and you didn’t even have to suck it to completion… would you do it?

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

You’re at a point where you’re not even trying to understand what I’m saying, you saw “suck a dick” and got instantly furious. I’m asking why you wouldn’t suck a dick for a million and all you have to say is that I’m gay and morally incorrect but in a conversation of morals I want to know WHY. This whole time I have been trying so hard not to put you down but it’s hard bc that’s all you’re doing to me and then saying I can’t be communicated with 😭🙏 So let’s try actually debating?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Bro, just go suck a dick already. You’ll still be accepted.. I know you always have a hit in mind. Call him up

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Bro you’re gay. Read what you’re typing. You are a homosexual. Why are these thoughts and scenarios even in your mind?

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 5w

I know you already have a guy in mind *

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

It’s hilarious to me you’re trying to convince me that I’m gay.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

You’re right dude. Your perspective on this weird scenario is the only correct answer. My bad

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

You’re just giving more and more evidence of your closeted gay thoughts bud

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

Again, I’m not saying mine is the only correct answer, I can almost guarantee it’s not, I’m trying to foster discussion so I can hear your side lol. Obviously that’s not quite your speed

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

I gave you my answer and you keep trying to convince me I’ll enjoy sucking dick as much as you buddy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

You’ve heard my side and you still don’t understand. Clearly it’s not your speed which is fine by me.

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

Also, just a warning, account #2 that you’re agreeing with is the one that compared sucking dick to raping a child on the same morality scale. Obviously I’m not going to accuse you of the same mindset but for someone who’s as chill with gay people as you say, I’d be surprised if you continued to reply to this guy.

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 5w

Sounds good, and if I did misunderstand or overlook your discussion then that’s my apologies. Thank you for your input.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

You’re right bro you’re correct

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

I have plenty of gay friends. But gays like you are annoying. Just admit it and be normal. Stop trying to convince other people they’re like you.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Yeah 1mil doesn’t get you much anymore

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

Eh that’s fair, but even then only about 12% to 18% of American households have a net worth that exceed 1 million (with my source being investopedia)

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Yeah I’m still not doing it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 5w

U have too that this point

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

Um no? I have a free will and I don’t want to

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 5w

Nobody is making him lmfao 😭

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 5w

Of course thanks for asking (also I meant by no means I’m a religious scholar, not just religious)

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Anonymous replying to -> #12 4w

LMFAO

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 4w

Why waste the time trying to convince some flies who live on cow dung that honey is better than that. lol

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 4w

Are you gay or bisexual?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

1. So you are offering a straight man a billion dollars to turn gay… it is getting desperate around here. 2. People are gay by choice. 3. Would you turn back to straight for the rest of your life for a million dollars?

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Anonymous replying to -> yellow_butterfly99 3w

They aren’t paying people for this task it is just a way of building the # of gay people.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 3w

Clean? Have you ever watched a fly dive into a cow pattie?

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