A good sandwich would make me horny

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You only need 1 hand to eat a sandwich 😈😈😈

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I’ll consider if you can make it for me

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As a girl I was celibate for 2 years and gained 100 lbs instead… so let me be horny, my cholesterol levels would thank me

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I would love me a manwich 🤗

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Ok but those aren’t mutually exclusive options, I like eating cake and sandwiches

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i’ll eat your sandwich

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I feel like this is such a male thought

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I’d much rather devour something else…

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