I'm a wildly sentimental person. Just know, if I've ever known you, I 100% still think about you from time to time. Even if you were my buddy in some club in middle school, or we were coworkers for a few months, or had a 1-week friendship, etc.
what if I told you I’d do you a solid by taking your dog to the vet when it needed to be euthanized but after it was euthanized, I used one of its legs and paws as a dildo that I kept inside of my ass for days in a row?