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Sexual acts while driving is like the one thing I refuse to ever try. Its so dangerous
Killing someone on the road because my bf fingered me while driving does not sound like the type of shit I’d want to live with
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Anonymous 19h

lol nah

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Anonymous 19h

So much fun and only dangerous if you’re not capable of multi tasking. Have gotten road head so many times. It’s the fucking best.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17h

Humans aren’t capable of multitasking. You can only switch between multiple tasks, and getting road head splits your attention pretty severely.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17h

Amateur

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 17h

Madore KP, Wagner AD. Multicosts of Multitasking. Cerebrum. 2019 Apr 1;2019:cer-04-19. PMID: 32206165; PMCID: PMC7075496.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 17h

I’ve driven 80 miles an hour on the freeway the whole way for an hour getting road head in between and fingering a girl I’ve done this multiple times. I’ve never been in an accident. Never had a close call. Been driving for a long time. It really isn’t that hard. You must be young and new to driving.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16h

Quick question: Why is texting while driving illegal?

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

☝️🤓

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16h

Lmfao this guy

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

I’m the one getting road head and living a fun active existence. The fuck do you have to laugh about? 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16h

The fact that you can’t answer a single very basic question because you know it just backs up what me and everyone else thinks is pretty funny

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Lmao “me and everyone else thinks” little bro nobody is going to fucking read this and think you’re some cool responsible gentleman. You’re a dork who needs hyperfixaction while you drive. I bet you hold the steering wheel with 2 hands at all times like a doofus. You’re the exact kind of person who ends up in wrecks because you’re so high strung that you overthink everything lol. Maybe you NEED some road head lil guy.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16h

Hyperfixation*** the word doesn’t have a C in it

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Speeding is also illegal. Everyone does it. And if you say you don’t you’re so full of shit or do not drive 😂

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

Oh two can play that game. You incorrectly used that semi colon you boring dork. I know you used it that way purely to be pretentious.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16h

Haha dude I haven’t used a semi-colon this entire time what are you on. Do you even know what a semi-colon is? ; <- it’s this thing, for reference

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 16h

I could not give a fuck less you boring ass little corny dork. 😂😂😂

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 16h

Right on brotato

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