Do both

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Unfortunately human excrement or any type of bodily fluids constitutes assault like spitting on someone etc.

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But it’s not illegal to drive a nail through two tires and take it out, I mean we only keep one spare on average. Not illegal to sign them up for timeshares via email or phone number. It’s not illegal to take the knobs off the stove or the microwave plate out. Steal every lightbulb or unplug the fridge.

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Don’t just tell them, send videos and photos and then send pamphlets of conversion camps to them.

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You want to get even or get revenge

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Fucked someone else or kissing pecks or heavy that is cheating, flirting not so much. I let guys buy me drinks because if I can get a free drink without spending $20 bucks I will.

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