we’ll have paramedics on standby for ‘ya

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Downvoting to attempt to preserve your life

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it’s also my birthday #22

230

Girl she’s dead

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ur gonna die

104

You boutta be on the floorrrrr😭😭😭

101

mmh babe make sure some of these are water shots😭😭

98

If you follow thru it's also your death day.

49

Good luck with those 78 shots!

43

Yall gonna kill this girl

33

Honored to be your 69th like

26

290 shots light work

19

“jarvis, I’m low on karma”

18

I think you may be dead after today

11

Bro is going to need a stomach pump 💔

11

Girl are you alive?

8

good luck soldier

8

Time to get you fucked up then😹😹

7

girl you’re gonna die

7

Girl call an ambulance

7

How do we know if you’re actually gonna take the shots?

6

373 😭😭

5

last birthday fr

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Here’s the math right now 4.4K ML is 18 cups aka 18 shots .GOOD LUCK BUD

4

I’ll bring Lily‘s to your funeral

3

510 shots. girl ur gonna be dead but you do u💃🏻🙌🏻

2

Bro is cooked

2

You’re chopped buddy 😭

1

445 shots…good luck😭

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It’s party time babies 😁🎊🥰

1

IT’S MY BIRTDHAY TOO!!!! #22

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Maybe every hundred upvotes you too popular to die of alcohol poisoning

1

ITS ALSO MY BDAYYY

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Well…..1000 shots is respectable. You had my sympathies.

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Girl you’re gonna die

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Jarvis I need more karma

1

Please don’t die

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Maybe share with a friend

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gon learn the hard way

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you dying tonight

1

Girl good luck

1

Drink water, take a knee.

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