This is so true and put in the best way possible

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This made me feel better about my stretch marks ty

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And here the thing, I’ve got some pretty muscular legs as a guy, and you better believe there’s tons of stretch marks on my legs too, they’re super natural to have

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you could write romeo and juliet but shakespeare could never write this masterpiece

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any man who doesn’t like stretch marks is ether a child or wants a child cause everyone has them

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I like thunder things WTH stretch marks

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This was poetic thank you

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love my thunder thighs and stretch marks 🙂‍↔️

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I love women.

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“…the thunder comes from if not the lightning”

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Banger

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This man knows what he’s talking about.

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now i feel better about my stretch marks

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I don’t like stretch marks cause I love stretch marks. Sue me.

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Thighs are so much hotter with stretch marks for some reason

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Close enough welcome back Copernicus

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bars omg

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AYYY CLOCK IT

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Bro who doesn’t like stretch marks?💀

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This made me feel so much better😭😭

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SO TRUEEEEEE

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wait I love this

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You’re funny, I’m gonna use your bathroom

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From the the clap of dem cheeks of course

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some people seem to be confused: stretch marks look like lightning. and with thunder (thick thighs) comes lightning

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I like thunder thighs, stretch marks, and lightning 😂

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Can’t speak for boys but men love stretch marks!

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YES I have them (they’re rlly light but i have them, there more visible with my Tatas) and ngl i kinda stim by running my fingers over them, the different texture of my skin and the “divets” are satisfying to touch for me

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this is amazing.

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That’s the best thing I’ve ever heard

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Oh this makes me feel better about my stretch marks fr

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BANGER LMAO

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I LOVE STRETCH MARKS GRAAGH

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🧱

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Almost had it, you missed tho

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