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i genuinely start feeling corny like 2 messages in but i already committed so i have to see it through
it's really a wild concept, but sometimes it gets the job done
Literally. I have to shut my eyes and just say what I think they wanna hear 😭😭😭
I ss and send to my friends im cuz its funny af
used to write smut for fun and I would giggle to myself with how silly it was and the comments people would put lmao
9/10 i be eating dinner while doing it
no literally
Damp is INSANE.
And I’ve been respectful. Haven’t dmed at all. Need that consent first. 💪
Id have them as moist as shrek’s swamp if you let me disrespect you respectfully
Are you saying you’ll bully me? Cuz I’m into that
I’m saying id rock you like a hurricane #80’sdadrizz
I just pull one of these and type that shit with my eyes closed until I get a fapping video with audio
Me having 40 upvotes and 40 downvotes. The duality of my pickup lines
Could be eating this steak and eggs I’d cook for you #gordonramseyrizz
just worked on me omg