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Literally peeing rn. That’s my confession.
35 upvotes, 22 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "Literally peeing rn. That’s my confession."
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Anonymous 20w

Genuinely: are you okay? You publicly posted about being high on here last night and that’s pretty out of the normal ngl

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Anonymous 20w

Sound check

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Anonymous 20w

What’s the ducks name? 👀

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Anonymous 20w

What do you do for work? Also you’re really cute :)

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Anonymous 20w

Im pooping rn

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Anonymous 20w

You’re so gorg

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Anonymous 20w

Exactly, check mate.

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 20w

Yeah, I’m doing great actually. I just bought a house and i graduated college, my bills paid, life is goooodt. Are you okay?! What’s wrong? Be haaaappy and be free. This is my life.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20w

Biddy McQauck

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Anonymous 20w

Waaaaait, you might be right

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20w

I’m an intern at a tech company but I just graduated :) sooo I’m about to make some big moves. I already got big money but I’m about to have grown women money 😛

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

How do you have big money? How much is big money?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20w

☺️☺️☺️

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

Ohh well, more respect to you then! I’d do it too if I were a girl

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Anonymous replying to -> #5 20w

Omg I just finished pooping, solid 6/10 pre-period poop

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

Ayyy congrats! Was just checking in case there was something else going on out of the ordinary and you needed help

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20w

What ? lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 20w

Ngl I thought there was a genuine duck for a sec til I realized

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

Harpoon dolphins off the coast of Japan, of course. Didn’t you go to college?

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 20w

Ugh, I should’ve majored in that… that’s the real money. However, tech was calling my name.. should’ve been handling those evil dolphins tho

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

That’s good you that decided to pursue a tech solution to harpooning dolphins! Is it some kind harpooning underwater mech? Can you make it look like a dinosaur? That would be real cool.

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 20w

Also here’s an idea; dolphin oven! Id you use that idea to make money, i demand royalties. Dont think I’ll let you get away with stealing my idea if you try; I have a VERY good lawyer!

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