Anonymous #1 16h

Exactly, check mate.

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Anonymous OP 16h

Actually the cow watching you in the corner might be the real power player

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Anonymous #2 16h

Yeah, I’m doing great actually. I just bought a house and i graduated college, my bills paid, life is goooodt. Are you okay?! What’s wrong? Be haaaappy and be free. This is my life.

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Anonymous #3 16h

Biddy McQauck

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Anonymous #1 16h

Waaaaait, you might be right

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Anonymous #4 16h

I’m an intern at a tech company but I just graduated :) sooo I’m about to make some big moves. I already got big money but I’m about to have grown women money 😛

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Anonymous OP 16h

How do you have big money? How much is big money?

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Anonymous #4 16h

☺️☺️☺️

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Anonymous OP 16h

Ohh well, more respect to you then! I’d do it too if I were a girl

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Anonymous #5 15h

Omg I just finished pooping, solid 6/10 pre-period poop

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Anonymous OP 15h

Ayyy congrats! Was just checking in case there was something else going on out of the ordinary and you needed help

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Anonymous #4 14h

What ? lol

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Anonymous #3 14h

Ngl I thought there was a genuine duck for a sec til I realized

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Anonymous OP 11h

Harpoon dolphins off the coast of Japan, of course. Didn’t you go to college?

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Anonymous #4 11h

Ugh, I should’ve majored in that… that’s the real money. However, tech was calling my name.. should’ve been handling those evil dolphins tho

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Anonymous OP 5h

That’s good you that decided to pursue a tech solution to harpooning dolphins! Is it some kind harpooning underwater mech? Can you make it look like a dinosaur? That would be real cool.

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Anonymous OP 5h

Also here’s an idea; dolphin oven! Id you use that idea to make money, i demand royalties. Dont think I’ll let you get away with stealing my idea if you try; I have a VERY good lawyer!

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