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littlepenis4.0

Look I would never actually do it But I have always wondered how far I could throw a baby
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Anonymous 1w

get a sack of flour that weighs roughly like 9 pounds

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Anonymous 1w

Might need to see a psychiatrist

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Anonymous 1w

THIS IS WHY I STOP LOVING YOU

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Anonymous 1w

I don’t know who you are but I like your style kid

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Not the same. Just like how benching 150 lbs in weights is completely different than trying to bench a 150 lbs person. The weight distribution is all different. As a man of science, using a sack of flour would introduce way too many uncontrolled variables. If I ever do it, I’d do it the right way.

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.0 1w

get one of those realistic baby dolls idk if they weigh the same tho

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

BRO. IT. HAS. TO. BE. A. REAL. BABY! There is simply no other way to replicate it. I’ve tried

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.0 1w

okay bro i’m sorry😭

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

It’s okay bro 🤗 I just want to make sure that if we as a society start testing our baby throwing limits that we don’t authentically through the scientific method

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

I’m way too egotistical. I’d start trying to out psych the psychiatrist. I’d diagnose them before they could diagnose me

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Anonymous replying to -> #2 1w

There’s certain intrusive thoughts that I’m too scared to even tell my therapist lmao. Like clearly I’m not the only person who ever thought “what if I just yeeted this baby rn” but like it’s AWKWARD AND AWFUL TO TRY TO EXPLAIN LIKE I WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY ITS JUST THIS WEIRD LIL SICK VOICE IN MY HEAD

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

Society would be royally fucked if we all knew every single thought that any person ever had. If you could be imprisoned for thoughts, every person on the planet would be in jail

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

this is the average OCD experience. i’ve told my therapist literally the most vile shit that pops into my head bc of OCD and she’s like girl i’ve heard a billion times worse

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

WELL YOU KEEP LOVING AND THEN NOT LOVING ME ITS EXHAUSTING AND A LOT TO KEEP UP WITH

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Ye I’ve been diagnosed w it since like 4th grade unfortunately this is my whole existence😔I’m particularly just rlly scared of telling her the particularly violent/sexual ones like I don’t wanna even talk ab how my parents always pop into my head when I’m trying to have sex💀ocd is SO NOT CUTE N QUIRKY ITS SO FUCKING MORTIFYING

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.0 1w

I always think ab rlly weird things and then catch myself and think “damn I hope nobody in here can read minds bc they’re prolly like WTF RN”😭

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.0 1w

Shut up 😔

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Anonymous replying to -> #4 1w

That was just rude and violent 😦

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

i told my therapist about all the violent sexual ones and i’m still free :3

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

Aren’t they like mandated reporters tho mine told me she has to report any abuse even if it was years ago and I’m always scared to mention anything bc like what if they lock my ass up? Ik im not a danger to myself or anyone else but I’ve been put on a psychiatric 72 hr hold before and it AINT FUN

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 1w

well yes but there’s a difference between intrusive thoughts and wanting to do something. but to be fair i’m basing this on the fact that you are already diagnosed and on meds im assuming? i waited a long time to tell anyone about my ocd so it didn’t really come out until it was debilitating. personally i got hospitalized just because of how badly i needed meds. if i was hospitalized they would get them for me sooner. but after i left i continued to tell my therapist about my bad thoughts and

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

bc she knew they were intrusive thoughts and nothing more, there was no reason to report it

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 1w

like at that point it was very clear that there was no desire or intention around the thoughts otherwise she would’ve been reporting me probably

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.0 1w

they have really impressive analogues for medical and/or forensic use now. you could get one of those

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Anonymous replying to -> #6 1w

Whew boy give it some time… I’ll find a way to piss you off 😞

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Anonymous replying to -> littlepenis4.0 1w

we’ll see

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