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I did my civic duty and vaporized a tick.
3005 upvotes, 83 comments. Sidechat image post by Anonymous in Confessions. "I did my civic duty and vaporized a tick."
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Anonymous 7w

how tf did you do that???

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Anonymous 7w

Thank you. Is this a service I could possibly hire? Thanks

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Anonymous 7w
post
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Anonymous 7w

Thank you for your service

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Anonymous 7w

I fucking hate ticks. do it more OP

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Anonymous 7w

Thank you for your contribute to society

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Anonymous 7w

I drown mine in a combination of 99% isopropyl alcohol and two caps of acetone

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Anonymous 7w

I’m proud of you

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Anonymous 7w

Thank you I've had 3 so far and I cremated my last one

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Anonymous 7w

thank you soldier

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Anonymous 7w

my hero

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Anonymous 7w

Total tick death

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Anonymous 7w

not sure if it bit you or was just crawling but please get tested for Alpha-Gal Syndrome, aka the red meat allergy. i have it and wouldn’t wish it on anyone

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Anonymous 7w

Is this a normal thing people do?

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Anonymous 7w

Watch out it’s still alive actually

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Anonymous 7w

my friend has alpha gal, thank u

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Anonymous 7w

Based

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Anonymous 7w

🫔 thank you for your service

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Anonymous 7w

tutorial??

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Anonymous 7w

There was one on my windshield yesterday and bitch kept coming back, even after I swept it off and covers it in windshield fluid

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Anonymous 7w

…how big was that tick

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Anonymous 7w

okay colonel mustang

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Anonymous 7w

personally i believe that everything has a right to live but out in nature animals are killed all the time. pests are squashed when they annoy bigger animals. i kinda view this as a natural process as long as you didn’t just find one randomly that didn’t bother you and kill it

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Anonymous 7w

Istg yall make up beef, ITS A TICK

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Anonymous 7w

All life is sacred

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Ki blast

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Biden blast

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

Forgot about the Biden Blast šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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Anonymous 7w

Would stepping on it not be enough?

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Anonymous replying to -> #10 7w

No, they have insane exoskeletons

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Anonymous 7w

Yummy snack for quail

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

I put it on a paper towel after finding it on my leg, took it outside, and glassed it with a propane torch.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

obviously with fire??????

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 7w

honestly I agree with you but the only way to actually kill a tick is by burning it. they’re surprisingly resilient bugs but using fire is basically an instant death for it w minimal suffering

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Anonymous 7w

spreading disease is their justification, they keep wildlife populations in check

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Anonymous replying to -> OP 7w

replying to this just for visibility, but if a tick is attached to you do NOT use fire to get it off. it takes several hours of being attached for a tick to inject diseased material into you, and if you distress it it would detach itself but not before injecting its diseases prematurely, always use needle nosed tweezers from the base or a tick key

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

Who says you need to kill it

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Anonymous 7w

Hate to break it to you but mosquitos are pollinators they still do more than ticks lmfao

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Anonymous 7w

Yeah but hunting is only a thing because we killed all the deer predators and have to deal with over population. There was a stream in place and we fucked it up. Can’t really complain about it

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

*System

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Anonymous 7w

Bees are wasps. And wasps are incredibly important to the ecosystem 😭😭 playing favorites based on how they’re act in a vacuum instead of their environment is so childish

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Anonymous 7w

You hit the deer and you’re upset at the deer? And you know that deer are edge species right? They don’t have to be near woods?

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Anonymous 7w

You sound miserable

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Anonymous 7w

Ladies, ladies, why don’t we settle this over dinner at my place?

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Anonymous 7w

I’d just like to say that EVERYTHING has a justification for being, everything that is living has a role in the ecosystem it lives in. Ticks are a main part of the diet of possums and many other animals, without them the whole ecosystem would be thrown off balance. It’s easy to say that bugs which are a nuisance to us have no purpose, but they really are important!

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

That’s a reach

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

im not sure why they’re downvoting you for this, we did kill off a lot of natural predators for deer and that has wreaked havoc on ecosystems and wild deer populations!

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

they didn’t use fire while it was on their leg obviously

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Anonymous replying to -> #14 7w

it’s not? nothing I said isn’t based in fact! they keep populations in check, are part of the diets of many species including birds, and they are an indicator species for how well ecosystems are doing. they are important whether or not you view them as a nuisance! everything has a purpose

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Anonymous replying to -> #20 7w

It was actually tiny. Smaller than the average gnat.

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Yk what ticks do?

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Anonymous replying to -> #19 7w

My nuts are sacred

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Anonymous 7w

Burmese pythons also have a purpose?? that’s not their fault that they were smuggled into the US, but it also goes to show just how sensitive these ecosystem webs are since destruction happened where humans introduced them! And I was not specifically talking about ā€œthe life cycle for bugsā€ā€¦ I was talking about ECOSYSTEM cycles and webs. which you learn about in detail in like, fourth grade. but I guess you probably got held back that year or something šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø

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Anonymous 7w

low tier ragebait im done responding lol

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Dm me

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Anonymous replying to -> #8 7w

Dm me

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Anonymous replying to -> #13 7w

Dm me

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 7w

Spread.

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 7w

This is found in lone star ticks. They are rarely found in Wisconsin unless in places where there is a lot of interstate travel like from truckers or something.

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Anonymous replying to -> #35 7w

how do you know this person is in Wisconsin?

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Anonymous replying to -> #35 7w

Also from WI and my uncle got the lone star bite. Couldn’t eat red meat (all bro loves in life) for months after. We’ve already had so many bites in the family for just chilling.

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Anonymous replying to -> #3 7w

He can eat red meat now btw**

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

Oops sorry I thought this was on my college’s page 😬

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

i know i was just making sure people are aware bc it’s a common thing people do

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Anonymous 7w

deer and mesocarnivores are overpopulated even with hunting. i’m not saying you shouldn’t kill a tick when you see it i’m just saying they aren’t useless in the ecosystem

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Anonymous 7w

possums don’t really eat ticks, there was like one poorly done study done that now everyone loves to quote. there’s significantly more evidence that possums don’t even like ticks.

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Anonymous replying to -> #23 7w

okay, my bad, but they are a big part of the diets of many other animals (for example birds, which I mentioned too) so my point still stands

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

whoever downvoted me is a moron 😭 they literally are in the diets of many animals so they are important

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

This is not aimed at you cuz you’ve been mostly correct I’m just responding in general but like ticks aren’t abundant because they’re nuisances they’re abundant because we killed off deer predators and not they’re over populating which means ticks are overpopulating because of food abundance. I said this earlier in the thread and I’ll say it again: blame humans for fucking the food web up, not the ticks and deer for existing. If you want less ticks, let foxes and wolves be it’s not that hard 😭😭

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Anonymous 7w

Spreading disease is literally one of the CORE WAYS overpopulation is regulated you’re actually just stupid 😭😭 like sorry parasitic organisms evolved like idk what to tell you

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Anonymous 7w

You said there wasn’t a point and I explained to you the ecological purpose of disease and you got upset. It’s common sense to learn the purpose of things you don’t understand, but instead you decide to ignore biologically facts and say it’s dumb.

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Anonymous 7w

If there wasn’t a point to its existence it would not have evolved to fill the niche it has. It’s not that hard to understand you are being purposefully dense. Yes we can cull deer populations and I think it is a good thing. However, we can also reintroduce natural predators and make attempts to restore what we’ve destroyed, even by just a little bit

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Anonymous replying to -> #1 7w

Ticks are pretty dangerous

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Anonymous 7w

Niche 1: regulate overpopulation Niche 2: act as food for birds and reptiles Organisms will always need overpopulation regulation and organisms will always need food so there you go there is a point to their existence. The importance of an organism shouldn’t be decided by their value to humans because we aren’t the center of everything. Wildlife exists independently of us.

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Anonymous 7w

The dodo bird didn’t send itself to extinction we hunted them and introduced cats which ate their eggs šŸ™„ stop making shit up to prove a dumb point. Evolution doesn’t select organisms based on human comfort dumbass they evolve based on how they fit into their environments, and for parasites it happened to be through pathogens 🤷🤷 cry me a river

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

honestly at this point it’s better to just ignore that person, they’re clearly ragebaiting or don’t know what they’re talking about so there’s no getting through to them

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Anonymous replying to -> #18 7w

You’re right

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Anonymous replying to -> #28 7w

Dude keep it in your pants

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Anonymous replying to -> #7 7w

LMAOOOOOO BIDEN… BLAST!!!!!!!!

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Anonymous replying to -> #31 7w

It was just crawling.

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 7w

why was this downvoted?

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Anonymous replying to -> #30 7w

People out here need attention and you hurt their feelings. Mind you, they’d kill a tick if they found one after walking in the woods. And thats to assume these feature creatures actually go outside.

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Anonymous replying to -> #38 7w

What’s wrong with killing a tick I find after walking in the woods? It’s one tick, you just seem sensitive

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