You just know the creators were like “yeah haha let’s give men stupid and silly names they’ll get a good laugh out of it” And they were 100% right

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But I’m a cute and pretty femboy and I want my parts to have soft, pretty delicate names but options are limited. Even slang terms like pussy sound so cute and soft, all I get to call my junk is harsh-sounding shit like cock and dick and balls 😭

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Cock 🐔

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honestly i sympathize with you king it’s kinda unfair just make your own names up i suppose?

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Because the male reproductive system is an abomination

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