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“Gonna dunk my dick in, brace yourself.” - an honest to God thing I said when I had sex at 19. I cringe every time I remember it 😬

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Anonymous 2d

I’m actually crying this is gold

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Anonymous 2d

Did she laugh and lose her shit or did she think that was hot?

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Anonymous 2d

I would’ve laughed 😂

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Anonymous 1d

omg this though. i be saying the most out of pocket things when im drunk so i feel you twin

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Anonymous 1d

I have a worse one from when I was 19 but I would get booed to all hell, but maybe you just wanted to dunk it like oreos😂

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Anonymous

#1 2d

I did dunk it in tbf - would have probably been a harder line if I was hung like Willem Dafoe

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Anonymous

#2 2d

She deadass was just like “OK 😐 “

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Anonymous

OP 2d

😭😭😭

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Anonymous

OP 2d

😂😂😂😂 Please😂

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Anonymous

#5 1d

😂😂😂

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Anonymous

#4 23h

Tbf, I gave her the most smoldering fucking kiss I had in my soul just seconds before that, so she probably didn’t appreciate the corny shit I did

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