Anonymous #1 20h

It’s unrealistic for me to expect someone to leave a note, sure. But it’s not unrealistic for me to call someone asshole for not leaving one. That’s a logical response. Thank YOU for choosing to be a dick and laughing at my misfortune tho. Love to see it 💖

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Anonymous OP 20h

One time I peed on someone’s car

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Anonymous #1 20h

Wonderful

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Anonymous OP 20h

It was my ex gfs car so that way the other men know she’s my territory

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Anonymous #1 20h

Oh

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Anonymous OP 20h

I usually make sure my girlfriend counts her calories after every meal. If she goes about 750 calories a day, that’s when “the demon” comes out

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