being chronically ill and in STEM, i love to tell my nurses dumb science jokes
i syncopated after i tried to walk to go get my CT done
my nurse afterward: “try to move as slow as molasses”
me: “even slower. I’ll go as slow as trans-cinnamic acid melts”
literally when did i say that? don’t put words in my mouth lol, it’s because it’s a fun conversation when they already understand it, and i get to explain science to someone new if they don’t. Not everyone in the world is cruel or has ill intentions!